Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.
Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em. 
And they can't pee standing up!... very well that is.
Whew, and I thought I was the gross one around here!
Come on....we're not all that bad!
Come on....we're not all that bad!
No, you're not. But we have to pretend you are sometimes to make ourselves feel better.
Come on....we're not all that bad!
No, you're not. But we have to pretend you are sometimes to make ourselves feel better.
i know her and that woman is
EVIL or at least she can be. love her tho. the little sister i never had.
Come on....we're not all that bad!
I will agree with you there... A creature that Cooks me Good Food and Cleans my Laundry without as much as a tear but more like a smile can not possess any evil in her soul 
Not just that, but Ya'll smell so Nice... I mean, could you get that in an air freshener? Good Woman Scent? Come on and give me the hookup!

You need to hold on to that one!!! She cooks and does laundry (without complaining), you got yourself a keeper! 
I need to hold on to myself then because I do all the cooking, cleaning, running of errands, and take care of my son all week.

Well, then again, my wife did let me quit my suck a$$ job to take care of our son when he was born so there is definitely no complaining here.

To be honest, I've enjoyed being with my son this past year and I guess it's only right that since I don't have an actual job, other than keeping up with him, I should do everything that's needed around the house.
I think Hot Cajun has it nailed. Confidence works in a man's favor if used properly. And I think pretty much every man who is willing to shave what hair he has off most likely is very confident. I think the other part that needs to be added though, and seems to be disappearing from our society, are manners. A man who is confident, has a good sense of humor, and has manners can overcome most of his shortcomings in the looks department.....Hey, at least that's what I keep telling myself. My wife is a looker and I am not particularly so that has to have something to do with it....or, God is punishing her for something she did a long time ago....ha ha....
My wife is a looker and I am not particularly so that has to have something to do with it....or, God is punishing her for something she did a long time ago....ha ha....
Yeah, I've always thought God was punishing my wife too. I mean don't get me wrong, I'm a really nice, and sweet guy. But I have done my share of F-ing off. Put it this way, I wouldn't have stuck by me if I was my wife. So God is either punishing her, or she is a genuinely great woman.
I have a buddy who says that my wife is serving Community Service
Come on....we're not all that bad!
I will agree with you there... A creature that Cooks me Good Food and Cleans my Laundry without as much as a tear but more like a smile can not possess any evil in her soul 
Not just that, but Ya'll smell so Nice... I mean, could you get that in an air freshener? Good Woman Scent? Come on and give me the hookup!

You need to hold on to that one!!! She cooks and does laundry (without complaining), you got yourself a keeper! 
I need to hold on to myself then because I do all the cooking, cleaning, running of errands, and take care of my son all week.
Well, then again, my wife did let me quit my suck a$$ job to take care of our son when he was born so there is definitely no complaining here.
To be honest, I've enjoyed being with my son this past year and I guess it's only right that since I don't have an actual job, other than keeping up with him, I should do everything that's needed around the house.
There is nothing sexier than a man that does laundry....oh and beautiful pic of you and your little man.....your wife has a keeper!