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The real story of the 3 bears by frostillicus123 on 18 Jul, 2009 21:21
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A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning...
Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.
And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once....
I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!'
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#1 by PBurke on 19 Jul, 2009 00:31
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i like that one!!
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#2 by Paul on 19 Jul, 2009 07:00
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It's great to have you back frostie!!
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#3 by Mikekoz13 on 19 Jul, 2009 07:29
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Nice Frosty! (Much better than our Friend AARRGGHH's jokes
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#4 by The Scottish Ambassador on 19 Jul, 2009 11:21
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#5 by aarrggh on 28 Jul, 2009 20:45
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#6 by Timmay on 28 Jul, 2009 21:53
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lol y'all crack me up
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#7 by Alexander215 on 29 Jul, 2009 12:33
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Classic