Thought this would be kind of fun. If you have a funny quote, one you made up or one you've heard post it here. Let's see what we come up with. Now being from the south I can really appreciate this one.
"The only difference between a southern belle and a redneck woman is....a 12 pack of beer!"
Here's a good one relating to hair loss and slyness:
"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."
How about this one.....
"It's as useless as tits on a rain barrel"