A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror
and says to her husband and says,
"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
He never heard the shot....
He should have at least put on his Kevlar before he said that.
He should have at least put on his Kevlar before he said that.
I think he would have needed the Dragon Skin from Future Weapons to even have a chance...