My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
ya know what's funnier than the actual joke...??
the fact that I thought this was a serious post
I was like... wtf?!!
haha, nice post Red
ya know what's funnier than the actual joke...??
the fact that I thought this was a serious post
I was like... wtf?!!
haha, nice post Red
And how many G&Ts have you had this evening?
Red