I took my car in this morning to drop it off for an oil change and alignment. Ahead of me in line was a guy who looked to be around 80 years old. When he turned around to leave he saw my sly head and took off his hat and said we must have the same barber (being that he was mostly bald with the rest buzzed short). Then he said if we put our heads together we would look like Dolly Parton.
LOL.....( pulls out his pink magic marker and draws a nipple on ya head) LOL
Dolly likes sly guys. She once quipped, "Just because you lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't still a peach!"
Now who pinched her toosh?