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What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
« on: December 24, 2011, 01:29:22 PM »
What if Santa really was sly with a full white beard and wearing medium-size gold hoop earings?  Would that change our perception today?  Would children be afraid or comfortable with the jolly holiday character ? Would  we all be getting razors under our Christmas trees ?  HO HO HO ... SBG is the only way to GO GO GO !



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Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2011, 01:35:32 PM »
The Santa I was raised with was always Sly. When I started going to school and saw that Santa had hair, it just wasnt right

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Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2011, 01:43:04 PM »
It's hard to believe that a guy that old has any hair left anyway.  Haha.

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Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2011, 01:44:10 PM »
I agree. Whenever I see a Santa with long hippie hair, I cringe. Santa is bald with a magnificent white fringe! We'll need to introduce him to the HeadBlade so he can go fully sly!   8)

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Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2011, 02:23:54 PM »
hehe, that's a good one.
Maybe sly wasn't that powerful when the Coca Cola company invented santa.
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Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2011, 08:06:34 AM »
Right on...hair on Santa is like a saddle on a sow, it fitn't dit!  :/O

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Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2011, 02:09:16 PM »
More aerodynamic...

If he had hair, it would slow him down.

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Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2011, 04:56:38 PM »
Wrong, wrong, wrong:



(though I will admit the the choice of the peppermint-striped tie was good.)

Much better:


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Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2011, 05:16:59 PM »
Agreed

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Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2012, 02:22:12 PM »
"The real Santa" has a head of hair. And he sleeps with his beard out. Watch Miracle on 34th Street for that one.
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Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2012, 03:23:30 PM »
Sly Santa

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Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2012, 10:39:15 PM »
I think I have the potential to be a Sly Santa!

PS...sorry about the small size of the pics!  I can't get them to resize correctly!
« Last Edit: February 05, 2012, 10:41:38 PM by marshd1000 »

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Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2012, 04:41:01 AM »
Yep, you got a lot of potential fer sure. :*))