What If Santa Really Was Sly ?

• What If Santa Really Was Sly ? by stasiu on 24 Dec, 2011 13:29
• What if Santa really was sly with a full white beard and wearing medium-size gold hoop earings?  Would that change our perception today?  Would children be afraid or comfortable with the jolly holiday character ? Would  we all be getting razors under our Christmas trees ?  HO HO HO ... SBG is the only way to GO GO GO !
• #1 by Mike on 24 Dec, 2011 13:35
• The Santa I was raised with was always Sly. When I started going to school and saw that Santa had hair, it just wasnt right
• #2 by Itall on 24 Dec, 2011 13:43
• It's hard to believe that a guy that old has any hair left anyway.  Haha.
• #3 by TheSlyBear on 24 Dec, 2011 13:44
• I agree. Whenever I see a Santa with long hippie hair, I cringe. Santa is bald with a magnificent white fringe! We'll need to introduce him to the HeadBlade so he can go fully sly!  
• #4 by Paul the Headblader on 24 Dec, 2011 14:23
• hehe, that's a good one.
  Maybe sly wasn't that powerful when the Coca Cola company invented santa.
  
• #5 by Mike on 24 Dec, 2011 14:57
• This is a bald/balding Santa and what they should look like
  
  http://www.google.com/imgres?q=rudolph+the+red+nosed+reindeer+santa&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1366&bih=667&tbm=isch&tbnid=RFL9Ff1UXuMb8M:&imgrefurl=http://thefineartdiner.blogspot.com/2011/12/misfits-nitwits-rudolph-red-nosed.html&docid=__cYt43XUsQ5UM&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3V_EzCrbNEc/TuU_5cpJneI/AAAAAAAAB-8/KtHE6flvvcs/s1600/zz%252Brudolph%252Band%252Bsanta%252B900_rudolph_red_nosed_reindeer_blu-ray_8.jpg&w=900&h=673&ei=FUn2TtmXJen3sQLn5ailAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=450&vpy=143&dur=806&hovh=194&hovw=260&tx=112&ty=90&sig=112755300460495152173&page=5&tbnh=134&tbnw=168&start=88&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:88
• #6 by Slynito on 25 Dec, 2011 08:06
• Right on...hair on Santa is like a saddle on a sow, it fitn't dit! 
• #7 by Arnie on 25 Dec, 2011 14:09
• More aerodynamic...
  
  If he had hair, it would slow him down.
• #8 by TheSlyBear on 25 Dec, 2011 16:56
• Wrong, wrong, wrong:
  
  
  
  (though I will admit the the choice of the peppermint-striped tie was good.)
  
  Much better:
  
  
• #9 by Itall on 25 Dec, 2011 17:16
• Agreed
• #10 by imaginary on 31 Jan, 2012 14:22
• "The real Santa" has a head of hair. And he sleeps with his beard out. Watch Miracle on 34th Street for that one.
• #11 by LAGLE on 31 Jan, 2012 15:23
• Sly Santa
• #12 by marshd1000 on 05 Feb, 2012 22:39
• I think I have the potential to be a Sly Santa!
  
  PS...sorry about the small size of the pics!  I can't get them to resize correctly!

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• #13 by Slynito on 06 Feb, 2012 04:41
• Yep, you got a lot of potential fer sure.