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Title: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
Post by: MagmaBabe on January 30, 2007, 06:43:47 AM
 :D  try these after a skinful...


THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Specificity; British Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder; Loquacious; Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.
5. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
6. Sorry I'm being such a jackass
Title: Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
Post by: PBurke on January 30, 2007, 06:47:11 AM
yet rob keeps trying. ;) good one magma
Title: Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
Post by: MagmaBabe on January 30, 2007, 06:48:11 AM
Quote from: pburke on January 30, 2007, 06:47:11 AM
yet rob keeps trying. ;)

hahaha!! I can imagine...
Title: Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
Post by: BaldRob on January 30, 2007, 06:59:23 AM
Quote from: MagmaBabe on January 30, 2007, 06:48:11 AM
Quote from: pburke on January 30, 2007, 06:47:11 AM
yet rob keeps trying. ;)

hahaha!! I can imagine...

HA!  I have trouble saying that stuff when I'm sober...  !B@
Title: Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
Post by: PBurke on January 30, 2007, 07:00:54 AM
that makes two of us.
Title: Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
Post by: PigPen on January 30, 2007, 07:13:40 AM
Three of us   O0
Title: Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
Post by: ar3inc on January 30, 2007, 09:18:42 AM
 :*))   B@^ gu!l+)
Title: Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
Post by: Robmeister on January 30, 2007, 10:33:50 AM
What's a better word than "drunk"? ... sounds too.....irresponsible
Title: Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
Post by: PigPen on January 30, 2007, 11:26:15 AM
Quote from: Robmeister on January 30, 2007, 10:33:50 AM
What's a better word than "drunk"? ... sounds too.....irresponsible

Inebriated
Title: Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
Post by: Robmeister on January 30, 2007, 03:25:07 PM
Quote from: PigPen on January 30, 2007, 11:26:15 AM
Quote from: Robmeister on January 30, 2007, 10:33:50 AM
What's a better word than "drunk"? ... sounds too.....irresponsible

Inebriated

better....



here's one I found


"on the bun"

 :-\
Title: Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
Post by: PBurke on January 30, 2007, 03:26:51 PM
how about PISSED? some canadians i worked with said that all the time. "Let's get pissed!"
Title: Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
Post by: ar3inc on January 30, 2007, 03:44:58 PM
Quote from: pburke on January 30, 2007, 03:26:51 PM
how about PISSED? some canadians i worked with said that all the time. "Let's get pissed!"

I rather be drunk than pissed. :-\
Title: Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
Post by: Robmeister on January 30, 2007, 03:47:40 PM
Quote from: pburke on January 30, 2007, 03:26:51 PM
how about PISSED? some canadians i worked with said that all the time. "Let's get pissed!"


Ok...let's see...


What happened to Rob?...

"Oh..he got pissed at his boss...went to the pub...got really pissed and then pissed in his pants....now his wife is pissed."

I like the congruency of that
Title: Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
Post by: PigPen on January 30, 2007, 04:00:30 PM
Quote from: Robmeister on January 30, 2007, 03:47:40 PM
Quote from: pburke on January 30, 2007, 03:26:51 PM
how about PISSED? some canadians i worked with said that all the time. "Let's get pissed!"


Ok...let's see...


What happened to Rob?...

"Oh..he got pissed at his boss...went to the pub...got really pissed and then pissed in his pants....now his wife is pissed."

I like the congruency of that

Yeah, and it flows nicely too
Title: Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
Post by: Tom McGarry. on January 30, 2007, 05:12:08 PM
Quote from: MagmaBabe on January 30, 2007, 06:43:47 AM
:D  try these after a skinful...


THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Specificity; British Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder; Loquacious; Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.
5. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
6. Sorry I'm being such a jackass

All of the words in the first group are difficult to say for a few of the other guys responing to this post when they are stone cold sober. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
Post by: schro on January 30, 2007, 05:22:48 PM
I like the term "pie-eyed" in place of drunk. Other obvious ones include, schnockered, sh*t faced, blotto, gone, and "out to lunch".

Can Schro come to the phone?
Sorry, he's out to lunch.
Title: Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
Post by: spaceape48 on January 30, 2007, 06:25:06 PM
I try not to get drunk or pissed, but instead I like to "sabatage my sobriety".