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Offline MagmaBabe

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Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
« on: January 30, 2007, 06:43:47 AM »
 :D  try these after a skinful...


THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Specificity; British Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder; Loquacious; Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.
5. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
6. Sorry I'm being such a jackass
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Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2007, 06:47:11 AM »
yet rob keeps trying. ;) good one magma
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Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2007, 06:48:11 AM »
Quote from: pburke on January 30, 2007, 06:47:11 AM
yet rob keeps trying. ;)

hahaha!! I can imagine...
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Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2007, 06:59:23 AM »
Quote from: MagmaBabe on January 30, 2007, 06:48:11 AM
Quote from: pburke on January 30, 2007, 06:47:11 AM
yet rob keeps trying. ;)

hahaha!! I can imagine...

HA!  I have trouble saying that stuff when I'm sober...  !B@
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Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2007, 07:00:54 AM »
that makes two of us.
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Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2007, 07:13:40 AM »
Three of us   O0
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Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2007, 09:18:42 AM »
 :*))   B@^ gu!l+)
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Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2007, 10:33:50 AM »
What's a better word than "drunk"? ... sounds too.....irresponsible
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Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2007, 11:26:15 AM »
Quote from: Robmeister on January 30, 2007, 10:33:50 AM
What's a better word than "drunk"? ... sounds too.....irresponsible

Inebriated
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Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2007, 03:25:07 PM »
Quote from: PigPen on January 30, 2007, 11:26:15 AM
Quote from: Robmeister on January 30, 2007, 10:33:50 AM
What's a better word than "drunk"? ... sounds too.....irresponsible

Inebriated

better....



here's one I found


"on the bun"

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Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2007, 03:26:51 PM »
how about PISSED? some canadians i worked with said that all the time. "Let's get pissed!"
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Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2007, 03:44:58 PM »
Quote from: pburke on January 30, 2007, 03:26:51 PM
how about PISSED? some canadians i worked with said that all the time. "Let's get pissed!"

I rather be drunk than pissed. :-\
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Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2007, 03:47:40 PM »
Quote from: pburke on January 30, 2007, 03:26:51 PM
how about PISSED? some canadians i worked with said that all the time. "Let's get pissed!"


Ok...let's see...


What happened to Rob?...

"Oh..he got pissed at his boss...went to the pub...got really pissed and then pissed in his pants....now his wife is pissed."

I like the congruency of that
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Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2007, 04:00:30 PM »
Quote from: Robmeister on January 30, 2007, 03:47:40 PM
Quote from: pburke on January 30, 2007, 03:26:51 PM
how about PISSED? some canadians i worked with said that all the time. "Let's get pissed!"


Ok...let's see...


What happened to Rob?...

"Oh..he got pissed at his boss...went to the pub...got really pissed and then pissed in his pants....now his wife is pissed."

I like the congruency of that

Yeah, and it flows nicely too
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Re: Things to say when you are drunk (or not!!)
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2007, 05:12:08 PM »
Quote from: MagmaBabe on January 30, 2007, 06:43:47 AM
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Specificity; British Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder; Loquacious; Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.
5. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
6. Sorry I'm being such a jackass

All of the words in the first group are difficult to say for a few of the other guys responing to this post when they are stone cold sober. ;D ;D
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