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Title: Fresh Balls
Post by: sailor61 on March 21, 2011, 11:50:40 AM
Yup, that's the name and that's what it's for....  Made by a company called Happy Junk.
And I'm totally serious about this. 

Was doing some heavy shop  work with a friend about 2 weeks or so back and "things down there" got a bit sweaty as they can have a tendency to.  Was squirming around a bit trying to get more comfortable.  Buddy went into the house, came backout and tossed me a tube of this stuff.  All he said was "go inside and try it"  Well, after a bit of hemming and hawing I did.  I mean who really wants to be dealing with that sort of an issue when friends know?  Then a few hours later I went home and ordered my own...

It's not cheap and they don't ship as quickly as we expect in today's world ( about a week and a half to get it)  BUT Let me tell you  - this stuff works.  It goes on as a cream but dries in a few minutes to an odorless coating that keeps things dry and comfy.  It's still cool and raw here most of the time but I can only imagine how much more comfortable the "boys" will be when the heat/humidity of summer strikes.

My friend was told about it, in a  similar way, by a friend of his who had been deployed to Iraq and was first exposed to the product by a friend while there.  For obvious reasons most of the "advertsing" is word of mouth.

Check out their info at  www.sofreshsodry.com     

Who knows? Since this is almost exclusively an adult male group, they might be a potential new advertiser.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: The Noggin on March 21, 2011, 12:17:46 PM
Phew, finally! :)
But what about the hair, doesn't it interfere with the cream?
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: sailor61 on March 21, 2011, 12:24:42 PM
Not in my limited experience and I'm not a "manscaper" so I can safely say that.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: buddha on March 21, 2011, 11:44:03 PM
I'm gonna order a tube for a friend of mine named "Long Ball" Larry.

I'm sorry, I'm sitting here laughing about the story because I can't get my head around the picture of 2 dudes doing heavy shop work and then end up talking about the discomfort of sweaty balls and some ball goop that makes the balls feel better.
I'm sorry.....my head just won't get around that $h!t. I guess I'm just old fashioned. But it did give me one of the best laughs I've ever gotten on SBG. Thanks for that.

P. S.: You should write this thing up as a script for a commercial and submit it to the company for teevee. Maybe they could air this during the super bowl.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: CraftyGuy on March 22, 2011, 04:26:51 AM
I'm gonna order a tube for a friend of mine named "Long Ball" Larry.

I'm sorry, I'm sitting here laughing about the story because I can't get my head around the picture of 2 dudes doing heavy shop work and then end up talking about the discomfort of sweaty balls and some ball goop that makes the balls feel better.
I'm sorry.....my head just won't get around that $h!t. I guess I'm just old fashioned. But it did give me one of the best laughs I've ever gotten on SBG. Thanks for that.

P. S.: You should write this thing up as a script for a commercial and submit it to the company for teevee. Maybe they could air this during the super bowl.

Finally, some equal time for all those tampon ads!  >:D
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Ming the Merciless on March 22, 2011, 01:31:09 PM
Sometimes the solution to a problem is more trouble than it's worth...

But then, I've never said to myself, "Oh, if only there were some way to turn off the waterfall in my crotch!"

Live and learn.  And then run in the other direction.

Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: CraftyGuy on March 23, 2011, 07:35:13 AM
Just for tickles and grins, I just checked out the website. I nearly busted a gut when I saw they were offering the "Fresh Balls 2 Pack"  :*))
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: marshd1000 on March 23, 2011, 06:50:04 PM
On a serious note, maybe this product could prevent yeast infections in guys, AKA "jock itch".  So it could be useful.  But a commercial on TV would be "interesting".
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: lordmage on March 23, 2011, 11:29:19 PM
 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) Can't believe this is real but wow.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Alexander215 on March 24, 2011, 12:36:50 AM
Swamp ass is terrible.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: buddha on March 24, 2011, 07:45:04 AM
Swamp ass is terrible.

I have a canister of Monkey Butt Powder that will knock that right out.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Alexander215 on March 24, 2011, 03:39:16 PM
Swamp ass is terrible.

I have a canister of Monkey Butt Powder that will knock that right out.


 ;D That's awesome man.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: cvasara on March 24, 2011, 06:21:12 PM
Swamp ass is terrible.

Is that another term for Butt Sap?
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: ggman71 on March 25, 2011, 08:31:38 PM
I don't know about that brand, but I've used a product called Balla powder for the boys, and also good ol' fashioned talcum powder. Smells good and keeps everything fresh and so clean.  :)
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Timmer on June 05, 2011, 03:21:32 PM
And don't forget to clean your balls in the shower:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPwhMoQBg_8
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Tyler on June 05, 2011, 05:25:24 PM
I'll write them to see if we can get some coupon codes :)  Fresh Balls for everyone!
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: oldkookskater on June 12, 2011, 08:02:13 PM
Anti-Monkey Butt Powder.  In the south, it's available at lots of different places but our local tractor supply store carries it.  Good stuff.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: slybronco on July 05, 2011, 11:00:05 AM
learn something new every day. Thanks....nothing worst than having your twins stuck to your thigh.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: 120inna55 on May 02, 2012, 05:08:35 PM
I'm digging up an old thread, because I wanted to give my 2 cents on this product.  Fresh Balls is great!  I wouldn't say I have a problem with sweaty balls, but I tried it after reading sailor61's post.  Seriously, it drys quickly and doesn't make your junk look powdered.  It doesn't have a scent.  And, as advertised, it keeps you feeling fresh all day.  I can't speak highly enough about it.  They're a bit pricey, but a small amount goes a long way.  If you keep an eye out on amazon, you can find some 2 and 3 pack's for a reasonable price.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Electric Rider on May 02, 2012, 10:08:44 PM
I'm gonna order a tube for a friend of mine named "Long Ball" Larry.

I'm sorry, I'm sitting here laughing about the story because I can't get my head around the picture of 2 dudes doing heavy shop work and then end up talking about the discomfort of sweaty balls and some ball goop that makes the balls feel better.

Kinda like posting about it on a bald forum.. Guys at least where I come from just aren't used to open frank discussions about men's issues. It can be embarrassing. I'm only members of 3 "men's" forums, this one and 2 body building forums. These kinds of discussions however are teaching me that men have just as many things to discuss as women do - this perhaps might help us understand the wea - er.. other sex a little better Ha!

I don't have any problems in "that" area but my hat is off to sailor61 for having the guts to post about such an issue that is important to him.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: tomgallagher on May 06, 2012, 03:39:19 PM
Doesn't anybody use Gold Bond anymore.?
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Tyler on May 06, 2012, 04:05:20 PM
Doesn't anybody use Gold Bond anymore.?

I recently picked up some Gold Bond while I was in Vegas.  I always have chafing issues while I'm at a trade show in Vegas from walking around so much.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: 120inna55 on May 06, 2012, 04:05:58 PM
Doesn't anybody use Gold Bond anymore.?
Yes, but I'm an RN and I wear black scrubs exclusively, so the powder can occasionally show up on the black.  The non-powder nature of Fresh Balls makes it superior to Gold Bond in my book.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Baldstu on May 07, 2012, 12:31:00 PM
Doesn't anybody use Gold Bond anymore.?
Yes, but I'm an RN and I wear black scrubs exclusively, so the powder can occasionally show up on the black.  The non-powder nature of Fresh Balls makes it superior to Gold Bond in my book.

Is gold bond talc
.oh yes also an RN but wear dark blue scrubs or a white tunic
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: tomgallagher on May 07, 2012, 02:18:19 PM
When I was in the military we used to have open locker inspections and you could walk the length of the barracks looking left and right and in practically every locker there was that familier large yellow container of Gold Bond Medicated Powder...LOL.
Title: Re: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: RoWilJr on May 07, 2012, 02:22:53 PM
The title of this thread kills me... LMAO!!!
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Sir Harry on May 07, 2012, 07:57:04 PM
Only on SBG....Wish I had known about this in my younger days when we did 10-day bivouacs....
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: VoodooSyxx on December 31, 2012, 03:55:20 AM
Sorry. Hate to reopen an old thread, but I've used this stuff for the last year and both my boys and he lady friends' that have come in contact with em, couldn't be happier. I even got a year supply and couple Fresh Balls t-shirts for Christmas, and was totally stoked about it. I have zero shame.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: 120inna55 on December 31, 2012, 06:19:49 AM
...I have zero shame.
Agreed.  I love the stuff!
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Bluebriz on December 31, 2012, 06:30:33 AM
I used it earlier in the year and I'm a big fan....

(Didn't think I'd ever be sat home at 10.30pm on NYE writing about fresh balls....)
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Switchy on December 31, 2012, 02:16:16 PM
May all our Balls be Happy in 2013  P@^ O0
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: jimbo48 on January 01, 2013, 07:54:37 PM
Fresh balls sounds like a better product than Gold Bond.  In the summer, I use Gold Bond to keep everything from sticking to my thighs and it does a good job.   The white powder shows on the fly of dark trousers after taking a leak.  Also, I wear boxer shorts and there is nothing to keep the powder from falling down the legs of my trousers and landing on top of my shoes.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: VoodooSyxx on January 01, 2013, 09:03:33 PM
Well Gold Bond also has the added issue of turning into some weird pasty sludge when one gets good and sweaty. At least for me, anyway. The Fresh Balls does dry and leave a bit of a chalky dust wherever it is used but it does excellent at keeping a guy dry. Works well in other spots too. I'm not a small guy and have a few areas that tend to sweat and FB works wonders in keeping us fatties relatively dry and fresh.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Beardman on January 01, 2013, 09:13:34 PM
Interesting topic, I used to suffer from mad chafing and used to use 3B Action cream, it's some good stuff. Haven't had to bust it out yet this summer thankfully!
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Switchy on January 01, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
Interesting topic, I used to suffer from mad chafing and used to use 3B Action cream, it's some good stuff. Haven't had to bust it out yet this summer thankfully!
 Used to be said if your feet weren't happy ,  ;) why not just add ball's in that statement  O0 nobody is happy .  Total truth good topic and it is what it is.   O0  Thanks sailor 61 .  Navy has a set !   ;) 8)
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Tyler on January 01, 2013, 10:41:42 PM
I've never used Fresh Balls, but I am a huge fan of Matte For Men's Man Powder (http://shrsl.com/?~33m6).
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Gary~ on January 02, 2013, 12:24:40 AM
It seems that they have changed the name to the much more pedestrian 'Fresh Male'.

I just have to add this testimonial from their site [ http://freshbody.com/testimonials/ ]:

As a US Marine, I deployed to Afghanistan last year during the summer months. While on mission convoys, riding in an up-armored truck for hours on end, wearing over 100 lbs of gear in 128 degree heat, my balls would sweat and slide all over my leg like they were being sauteed in olive oil. I tried various powders only to have my balls looking like two powdered donut holes by the end of the day. I saw your product in a fitness magazine and decided to give it a try.
The first tube arrived damaged and it’s contents emptied out into the packaging. I sent an email offering to pay for better packaging but you all went above and beyond, sending me not one, but FIVE replacement tubes FREE of charge! I kept two and passed the other three out to other Marines.
On the very next convoy, I decided to try out Fresh Male. INCREDIBLE!!! Even riding for 6 hours to our mission, despite sweating like a hooker in church, your product held up solidly as I probably could have struck a match on my balls they were so dry!
You staff and your product are AMAZING and you have a customer for LIFE!!!!


Pretty funny.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: VoodooSyxx on January 02, 2013, 09:43:06 AM
Interesting. It looks like they're using the same logo and likely the same product, but selling under different names. My girlfriend and I order from http://www.freshballs.com/us/   She hooked me up with a year supply and a few t-shirts for Christmas, and she digs the Fresh Breasts stuff too. Crazy enough, it's actually the same product. Just one is scented a little bit.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Sly Red on January 02, 2013, 09:51:35 AM
I gotta get this product.  I grew up in the south and was always plagued by jock itch.  I don't think it helped that I wore tighty whities in those days.  My product of choice has always been Cruex spray powder, but it has become next to impossible to find.

Red
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Lynchy on January 02, 2013, 03:19:07 PM
Anyone want try try some out on the head and see if it gives that matte look ive been chasing????  ;)
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: VoodooSyxx on January 02, 2013, 03:50:20 PM
Anyone want try try some out on the head and see if it gives that matte look ive been chasing????  ;)

Sounds like a challenge brother. Since I have a bald head, a crapload of this particular product, and several shots of Southern Comfort in me at the moment, I'd be happy to play guinea pig. I'll try it out after my nightly shave later on and get back to ya.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Gary~ on January 02, 2013, 03:53:05 PM
Interesting. It looks like they're using the same logo and likely the same product, but selling under different names. My girlfriend and I order from http://www.freshballs.com/us/   She hooked me up with a year supply and a few t-shirts for Christmas, and she digs the Fresh Breasts stuff too. Crazy enough, it's actually the same product. Just one is scented a little bit.

That is interesting. Same product apparently and very tellingly the same testimonials just different names. Understandable though -- many people would not want anyone to find fresh balls on their shelves.

The T-shirts look hilarious. It would be so funny wearing the 'I NEED FRESH BALLS' on the street. I bet that you have that particular one Voodoo. Wear it with pride.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: VoodooSyxx on January 02, 2013, 04:37:58 PM
Actually, this was the one I got for Christmas. First time wearing it  ;D

(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi748.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fxx122%2FIntercisus%2FCAM00034_zps3e1cfa82.jpg&hash=35b8aac32134587d3cf4f3b8e0d3e93d787aee24)
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Gary~ on January 02, 2013, 05:21:16 PM
Actually, this was the one I got for Christmas. First time wearing it  ;D

(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi748.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fxx122%2FIntercisus%2FCAM00034_zps3e1cfa82.jpg&hash=35b8aac32134587d3cf4f3b8e0d3e93d787aee24)

That is even "worse". I love it -- very creative. Might get one myself.

Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Lynchy on January 02, 2013, 06:01:07 PM
Anyone want try try some out on the head and see if it gives that matte look ive been chasing????  ;)

Sounds like a challenge brother. Since I have a bald head, a crapload of this particular product, and several shots of Southern Comfort in me at the moment, I'd be happy to play guinea pig. I'll try it out after my nightly shave later on and get back to ya.

Thanks mate!
Hopefully its a winner.


Awsome shirt BTW! O0

Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: VoodooSyxx on January 02, 2013, 07:40:45 PM
OK, so FB on the dome, not such a good idea. While it did leave my head nice and smooth, and cut down the shine a bit, it also tends to leave a light chalky powder coat on the head. I'm not really pleased with the powder coat but if that's acceptable, well....


And now everyone can have a laugh at the dude who put Ball cream on his head  ;D
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: 120inna55 on January 02, 2013, 08:03:39 PM
OK, so FB on the dome, not such a good idea. While it did leave my head nice and smooth, and cut down the shine a bit, it also tends to leave a light chalky powder coat on the head. I'm not really pleased with the powder coat but if that's acceptable, well....


And now everyone can have a laugh at the dude who put Ball cream on his head  ;D
Thanks for being the guinea pig.  I actually considered doing that a while back.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Gary~ on January 02, 2013, 08:04:00 PM
That's the biggest ball that that cream has ever been on.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: 120inna55 on January 02, 2013, 08:06:37 PM
...Understandable though -- many people would not want anyone to find fresh balls on their shelves...
You should've seen their gift packs recently for the Fresh Balls and Fresh Breasts gift sets.  They were "Sack Pack" and "Rack Pack" respectively. ;)
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Lynchy on January 02, 2013, 08:12:35 PM
OK, so FB on the dome, not such a good idea. While it did leave my head nice and smooth, and cut down the shine a bit, it also tends to leave a light chalky powder coat on the head. I'm not really pleased with the powder coat but if that's acceptable, well....


And now everyone can have a laugh at the dude who put Ball cream on his head  ;D

 ;D Thanks for trying mate!

Does give a new take on the term D!#$kHead  :*))

Chaulky residue dosent sound like a winner to me  :-\

My quest for matteness continues.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Gary~ on January 02, 2013, 08:22:17 PM
Hmmm, wouldn't mind some 'Fresh Breasts' myself.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: VoodooSyxx on January 02, 2013, 09:59:19 PM

Does give a new take on the term D!#$kHead  :*))


Well played bro. Well played  ;D
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Beardman on January 02, 2013, 10:05:28 PM
Haha Voodoo, you seem like my kind of guy, pity you are on the other side of the globe. I reckon it'd be awesome to catch up with you for a frothy!

That shirt is pretty awesome, have you actually taken it out in public yet? I bet you'd get some looks!

Hmmm, wouldn't mind some 'Fresh Breasts' myself.

Haha, I concur!


Does give a new take on the term D!#$kHead  :*))


I see what you did there!
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: VoodooSyxx on January 02, 2013, 10:25:22 PM
Aye, Beardman. Same here. If either of us decides to make a world tour someday, we'll have to go grab some drinks.

I actually wore the shirt today and headed over to my favorite pub for a while. A couple of the waitresses commented on it and seemed to like it. It's also the first time I've been in there since shaving the dome and my regular waitress didn't even recognize me at first without the hat. This of course prompted the first public head rubbing, which I have to say wasn't at all bad  ;)
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Beardman on January 02, 2013, 11:13:30 PM
You can almost put money on it that if ever end up in the US I'll be passing by Texas, that place has always interested me for some reason...

Haha public head rubbings are always nice, especially when they are from the fairer sex!  O0
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Gary~ on January 02, 2013, 11:26:06 PM
You can almost put money on it that if ever end up in the US I'll be passing by Texas, that place has always interested me for some reason...

Texas is just such an iconic state what with the Texas Rangers, the wild west, the tv show Dallas ...

Almost everyone in Australia has been exposed to various parts of Texas folklore for most of their lives. Amazing really isn't it? I'm just stating this because Texan's like Voodoo might not realise just how pervasive the Texas meme is. I mean, we have heard of Delaware but what's distinctive about it? -- who knows. Ohio -- something about potatoes or is that Iowa. One of them might have corn? See what I mean?

I can still remember the theme song of an old black and white TV show from about 53 years ago called "The Texas Rangers". Of course, I wanted to be a texas ranger at that time. I wonder if that show is still being shown somewhere in the world on cable?

I like the idea of you two getting together for a beer or two -- both of you with fresh balls of course.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Gary~ on January 04, 2013, 04:15:10 AM
I was thinking of ordering some fresh balls and noticed that you can get it from Fresh Balls Australia. Free shipping but it costs a ridiculous A$32.95 per tube [ http://freshballsaustralia.com/products.php ] instead of $9.99 in the US I think.

I can get it from the US with shipping included for $35.94 for a 2 pack -- much better.

If any Australians want fresh balls don't get it from the Australian site -- what a ripoff.

Here's an add -- pretty funny:
http://youtu.be/ahVDIWQxN6I
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Hingatao on January 04, 2013, 01:45:33 PM
Okay, it's time to turn the page cuz I'm laughing too hard!
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Switchy on January 04, 2013, 01:52:35 PM
 :*)) :*)) :*)) Gary thanx for sharing, we should all remember to keep our balls rolling .
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: baldjoeg on January 04, 2013, 04:02:13 PM
Where is a good place to find it?
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: VoodooSyxx on January 04, 2013, 04:33:02 PM
Where is a good place to find it?

As far as I know, you have to order it online. I've heard that they're working on getting it into stores, but I've never seen it on a shelf anywhere.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Gary~ on January 04, 2013, 04:35:22 PM
Where is a good place to find it?

http://freshballs.com/index.html/

The girls singing in the add must have had a good laugh.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: 120inna55 on January 04, 2013, 06:10:37 PM
Where is a good place to find it?
I order mine in 3 packs off amazon. It ends up being a little cheaper than directly from freshballs' site---especially if you get free shipping.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Gary~ on January 04, 2013, 06:45:15 PM
Where is a good place to find it?
I order mine in 3 packs off amazon. It ends up being a little cheaper than directly from freshballs' site---especially if you get free shipping.

There are some humorous reviews on Amazon [ http://www.amazon.com/Fresh-Balls-The-Solution-For/product-reviews/B004BC62MI/ref=sr_cr_hist_5?ie=UTF8&filterBy=addFiveStar&showViewpoints=0 ].

Apparently it's not just for balls but also for 'swampass'. Haven't heard that term before but I know what it means. Here is a review not by Marc Snyder of Baltimore but apparently by his balls:

Hello. I very rarely get a chance to speak out on an issue, certainly not on a subject as personal to me as this. For several months now, I have been quite uncomfortable, the likely result of too much exercising, too much humidity, and unforgiving undergarments. Still, my "owner" did not seem to recognize the importance of the situation. Multiple showers, generous applications of regular powder, and even an occasional use of the "medicated" variety all seemed to be useless against this formidable foe. I had almost relegated myself to a few blissful minutes in the morning post-shower, when I was dry and comfortable as a cow in pasture watching the Burger King drive on by.

Still, moments later and I would return to the hell that was my existence. I tried to communicate to my "better half," intentionally getting caught in a zipper in a futile attempt to attract attention to my cause. I even considered the rarely heard these days "nocturnal emission" as an, albeit pleasurable. wake-up call. I didn't go through with the plan on the naive hope I would be attended to soon. No such luck.

And then this product arrived. All I can say is that, to me, it was as if the heavens opened up and sent a personal message of love directly into my soul. Smooth application, this lotion-like product quickly turned to a powdery like substance, cool and dry to the touch. Even hours later, I remained in blissful comfort, the horrible memories of my sticky and painful past fading more and more each day.

Today, I am a new pair of &#&#(. Happy and good-natured, I rarely lose my temper, wrapped up in an invisible lawyer of magical protection. Today, I defy my owner to place uncomfortable undergarments on me, I will him to exercise more and more, I even silently wish for increased humidity, just to test my new-found savior's true capacity for magic.

I have read the other reviews of this product. While well written, they are, alas, drafted by one who cannot know the personal torment that was my prior life. The only way to truly understand how this product works is to hear it from the ^#*(#'s itself, and here I am. I hope my review makes clear that I love this product. It has changed my life, and in turn, my owner's as well.

On behalf of us Nu*s everywhere, I thank the makers of this, and give it my highest recommendation!

Sincerely,

Mr. S's B's.


Another bloke says:
I used it and now have the freshest set of balls on the block which is certainly good to know.

I've been trying to teach my balls to type like Marc's but so far they won't do it. If anyone can help with this very  important problem then ...
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Lynchy on January 04, 2013, 06:45:31 PM
Lol I laughed!
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Crusher0209 on January 04, 2013, 07:27:26 PM
I'm sorry this just made me laugh and is the first time I have heard of it :*))
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Beardman on January 04, 2013, 09:14:21 PM
Haha, thanks for sharing Gary, that is a great testimony for the product! Can't get any better then a testimony straight from the horses mouth  ::)
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: b.driscoll on January 04, 2013, 09:28:15 PM
   Are you serious about this?    way too much information.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Gary~ on January 04, 2013, 10:56:55 PM
   Are you serious about this?    way too much information.

Hey, knowledge is power. This is the internet -- there is never too much information.

Someone has checked the web to make sure that everything on it is correct, haven't they?
Title: Re: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: RoWilJr on January 04, 2013, 11:14:09 PM
I'm in tears over here!!! Reading those comments.... Well, if it's on the interwebz, it must be true :D
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Argyle on January 05, 2013, 04:46:33 AM
I posted this some months ago on here, literally had me in tears laughing ath the reviews

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1357386321&sr=8-1

Persevere through some of the reviews not at the top, they are phenomenally well written!
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: VoodooSyxx on January 05, 2013, 05:10:16 AM
I posted this some months ago on here, literally had me in tears laughing ath the reviews

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1357386321&sr=8-1

Persevere through some of the reviews not at the top, they are phenomenally well written!

Oh dear god. I'm laughing like mad but seriously... The sheer number of dudes who bought that stuff and immediately put it to their junk, just brought my faith in humanity down several notches.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Lynchy on January 05, 2013, 03:55:07 PM
Bahahaha .... I laughed so much!

I can kind of relate after an incident involving deepheat and another with chillies lol
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: imaginary on January 06, 2013, 04:52:53 AM
Curiously, the creme received publicity in the movie "Mansome." Such items are still where I draw the line.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Beardman on January 06, 2013, 06:16:32 AM
Bahahaha .... I laughed so much!

I can kind of relate after an incident involving deepheat and another with chillies lol

Oh lordy deep heat... I can attest to that... boy was that a bad idea. I learned to always wash my hands properly after using that stuff!
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Switchy on January 06, 2013, 12:01:43 PM
 :*))  Holy Balls Of Fire !   :*)) O0
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: BBCnorthants on January 06, 2013, 12:12:47 PM
I only ever removed the foliage down there once, and never again. They kept sticking to the insides of my legs and I started walking as if I had piles, with my legs apart. Very uncomfortable.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: OzSly on January 06, 2013, 01:57:02 PM
The John Wayne Syndrome there BBC mate lol
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: BBCnorthants on January 06, 2013, 02:01:20 PM
Lol yeah and it was bloody awful. Never again. It was like someone smeared wallpaper glue all over my jewels.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: OzSly on January 06, 2013, 02:02:49 PM
 :*))
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Gary~ on January 06, 2013, 04:28:47 PM
Veet reviews: Yeah, I had a lot of fun reading them -- could it really be that bad? I really enjoyed some of the one star reviews. I can't find it now but someone said something along the line of:

'It would be cheaper and less painful to dip your junk into petrol and set it on fire.' Wow.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: VoodooSyxx on January 06, 2013, 06:54:20 PM
'It would be cheaper and less painful to dip your junk into petrol and set it on fire.' Wow.

Generally I would take pride in being the moron who plays guinea pig and tries the crazy stuff. This time, in particular, I'm taking a pass  :P
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Beardman on January 06, 2013, 07:38:49 PM
'It would be cheaper and less painful to dip your junk into petrol and set it on fire.' Wow.

Generally I would take pride in being the moron who plays guinea pig and tries the crazy stuff. This time, in particular, I'm taking a pass  :P

Haha, there is being the guinea pig and then there is risking it all, and the only time I tend to do stuff that crazy is at the poker table  :*))
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Crusher0209 on January 06, 2013, 07:44:16 PM
'It would be cheaper and less painful to dip your junk into petrol and set it on fire.' Wow.

Generally I would take pride in being the moron who plays guinea pig and tries the crazy stuff. This time, in particular, I'm taking a pass  :P

Haha, there is being the guinea pig and then there is risking it all, and the only time I tend to do stuff that crazy is at the poker table  :*))
Oh my gosh I am about to die of laughter after reading this..... :*))
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Beardman on January 06, 2013, 08:21:59 PM
'It would be cheaper and less painful to dip your junk into petrol and set it on fire.' Wow.

Generally I would take pride in being the moron who plays guinea pig and tries the crazy stuff. This time, in particular, I'm taking a pass  :P

Haha, there is being the guinea pig and then there is risking it all, and the only time I tend to do stuff that crazy is at the poker table  :*))
Oh my gosh I am about to die of laughter after reading this..... :*))

Got to be willing to risk it all at the poker table  ;)
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Crusher0209 on January 06, 2013, 08:26:35 PM
Well I guess you might have too don't know what is like so not going to argue there with you O0 it most be dangerous though
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Beardman on January 06, 2013, 08:35:30 PM
Well I guess you might have too don't know what is like so not going to argue there with you O0 it most be dangerous though

Haha depends on if you are playing for sheep stations or not... (most people might be unfamilar with this aussie saying) How about playing for keeps? lol.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Crusher0209 on January 06, 2013, 08:41:01 PM
Well I guess you might have too don't know what is like so not going to argue there with you O0 it most be dangerous though

Haha depends on if you are playing for sheep stations or not... (most people might be unfamilar with this aussie saying) How about playing for keeps? lol.

Ummm no thanks
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Beardman on January 06, 2013, 08:48:08 PM
Wise man! Haha, that is why I never play for real money  O0
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Lynchy on January 07, 2013, 02:33:12 AM
Lol made me think of ....
http://youtu.be/xFfr3SI9kmQ
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Beardman on January 07, 2013, 03:46:36 AM
Hahaha!
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Crusher0209 on January 07, 2013, 01:55:56 PM
I can see why it made you think of it and it is funny
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Gary~ on January 17, 2013, 10:24:28 PM
Well, my Fresh Balls arrived today.

Now, I've got the freshest set on the block -- maybe even Tasmania. I just thought that you all needed to know that. Especially good to know that if I ever develop "swamparse" I'll have that covered too. "Swamparse" sounds really nasty.

Thanks to Voodoo for the recommendation else I would have never ordered any.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: VoodooSyxx on January 18, 2013, 12:26:41 AM
Despite the name giving some of us less mature folks the giggles, it's good stuff  O0

Also, I like swamparse better than swampass. Even though I'm not British or Aussie or from any of the countries that use that version, and I'm 2 gens separated from my Scottish people, I'm claimin it and usin it from now on
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Beardman on January 18, 2013, 12:55:39 AM
Despite the name giving some of us less mature folks the giggles, it's good stuff  O0

Also, I like swamparse better than swampass. Even though I'm not British or Aussie or from any of the countries that use that version, and I'm 2 gens separated from my Scottish people, I'm claimin it and usin it from now on

I just think that swamparse has a much better ring to it. Too me when I think of swampass, I'm like what is a donkey doing in a swamp... haha.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Gary~ on January 18, 2013, 02:31:16 AM
Yes, I never did get this US "ass" thing. Ass is a donkey and not anyone's arse.

I tell you one thing though I most definitely do not want to ever contract "swamp-donkey". I believe it to be highly contagious and extremely painful.
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: VoodooSyxx on January 18, 2013, 03:03:13 AM

I tell you one thing though I most definitely do not want to ever contract "swamp-donkey". I believe it to be highly contagious and extremely painful.

hahaha Yeah, I imagine it would be
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Cysly on January 18, 2013, 01:48:51 PM
  I just started using this stuff this week and it works great. Nothing but praise from me!
Title: Re: Re: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Marshal S. on September 30, 2013, 07:13:50 AM
I only ever removed the foliage down there once, and never again. They kept sticking to the insides of my legs and I started walking as if I had piles, with my legs apart. Very uncomfortable.

"Sounds like you need (cue the music) . . .Fresh Balls. . ."
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Y2KOTA on January 13, 2014, 04:55:13 AM
OK, this is a thread of a different topic   O:O
Title: Re: Fresh Balls
Post by: Blitzed on May 11, 2014, 07:25:09 AM
It's a god thing to find a product whose name doesn't leave you wondering as to what it might do. Here's another one that's straight forward, obvious: The "No Bull" Castrator Manufacturers in St. Francis, Kansas. If you have to wonder what their principal product is.....