Sly Bald Guys Forum
Discussions About Being Bald => General Discussion => Topic started by: baldtribesman on February 19, 2010, 05:05:05 PM
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I once met this guy who was Sly he said no combover for me I would rather die. He gave me the will, to realize I am not over the hill. I rushed home quick and took out the shears I started cutting with a lot of fear. I could see the virgin shape of my head and thought I am new at this like it was my first time in bed. Then my dread turned into pure delight as I waved the razor over my dome. I new I was home I was Sly and being better then guys with hair that is no lie!
Guys let your creative juices run wild lets get some poetry going.
Fred
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
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There once was a guy who was SLY,
Twas the apple of dear Nancy's eye.
But then he grew hair,
Nancy said, "That's not fair!"
And then poor Robbie did cry.
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Twas a time when I had hair,
It grew most everywhere.
But now that I am Sly,
I'm a good looking guy,
and women love to touch me there! O0
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A Sly-ku
Lather, hot water
Blade in hand, you do the deed
Where is stubble now?
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I look in the mirror
and see with dread
that the hair on my head
still lies on my bed.
I crave the shave
to beat this deamon
and pretty soon
my dome's a gleaming
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A man has to do what a man has to do
will shaving your head look good on you?
Until you try you just never know,
but once you do you'll never let it grow!
Once you experience the joy of being sly,
your confidence will grow where the hair used to lie.
You'll wonder why you struggled so hard and so long,
and how you could have been with the Rogaine throng.
Sly is the way for the liberated man,
and I'll keep my head smooth as long as I can!
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A sly dude from down near Moline
invented a f**king machine,
both concave and convex
to suit either sex
BUT MAN, WAS IT A B!+CH TO CLEAN. :*))
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Hair-Hair-Hair :: What is hair ?
I don`t care .
Love the feel of air .
When my head is bare .
Oh My, I shaved on a dare .
But Hey, It turned out fair .
So grab your razor there .
And be part of the Sly rare . 8)
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A sly dude from down near Moline
invented a f**king machine,
both concave and convex
to suit either sex
BUT MAN, WAS IT A B!+CH TO CLEAN. :*))
ROTFL :*))
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Another SLY-ku, for your delectation and enjoyment
So, the hair is gone
Shaved off, should have been sooner
Much happier now
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
Now that's funny.
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The wind above my hair,
Still there.
The hair -
Ain't.
(inspired by The Sound Above My Hair by Scooter)
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You guys are good and I wish I could write a poem, but no I have no thoughts of grandeur because my hair has gone to pasture. :'(