Do you prefer one type of Lucky Charm marshmallow bit to another?
A new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow bit shape reflects the kind of person you are!
If your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow shape is the green clover, you're a happy-go-lucky type. You don't take anything too seriously and always manage to have a good time, even if you have someone else with you. You don't have any patience with depressed people and tend to sit on them until they cheer up.
If your favorite marhmallow shape is the blue diamond, your thoughts are mostly about what you'll get later. "If she really enjoys this, will she buy me that Rolex or BMW?" is probably what's going through your mind. People who like blue diamonds have a notebook of preprinted fill-in-the-blank alimony suit forms.
If your favorite shape is the orange star, you expect to be the center of attention. You expect your partner to spend most of his time pleasing you and when you do something for her, you expect applause.
If you like pink hearts, you're the romantic type. You like your partner to whisper romantic phrases into your ear and, if she's too distracted to form coherent phrases, you'll settle for romantic syllables. People who like pink hearts read most of the romance novels published and are turned on by people wearing armor.
If purple horseshoes are your thing, your tastes are modern, uninhibited, and somewhat warped. You like variety, especially when you can include chains, swingsets, and chocolate pudding. Be careful when going out on a picnic with anyone who likes purple horseshoes--she's likely to pin you down with croquet hoops when you're not looking and who knows what could happen next?
If you're the yellow moon type, you're more interested in satisfying your partner's needs than your own. You prefer to lie back and wait for your partner to express her needs verbally or nonverbally. People who like yellow moons usually own several pairs of handcuffs just in case someone should ever want to tie them up.
People who prefer the little oat bits usually become accountants, librarians who work at the reference desk, or government employees; these people like to chow down on a big bowl brimming with oat bits before a tough day of protesting suggestive lyrics in rock music. People who like oat bits have more time to spend writing letters to the editor than any other type.