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Head Shaving, Grooming & Care => Head Shaving Product Reviews => Topic started by: Chico D on December 13, 2007, 02:12:25 PM

Title: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
Post by: Chico D on December 13, 2007, 02:12:25 PM
Check out this study.... very interesting find:

SYDNEY - Scientists at the University of Sydney have discovered that giraffe sh*t will decrease hair loss and at the same time increase existing hair on balding men. The study was carried out over a two year period with 50 balding men. Group A, the control group consisting of 25 men, were given falafel to apply on their head and group B, consisting of the other 25 men were given giraffe sh*t to apply to their balding scalps.

The scientists found that the men in group A showed no hair regrowth at all and that the men in group B showed a 25% increase in hair growth, while showing no signs of hair loss. Therefore, in conclusion the scientists have stated in their report that giraffe sh*t does in fact promote hair regrowth.

While it remains to be seen if pharmaceutical companies will apply these findings and begin manufacturing hair loss medicine that contains giraffe sh*t. However, there already has been a wide spread exportation of giraffe sh*t out of Africa on the black market and an unidentified man was arrested by police in Philadelphia on Wednesday for stealing giraffe sh*t from the giraffe cages at the Philadelphia Zoo.

Title: Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
Post by: Rob on December 13, 2007, 02:27:17 PM
Sounds like a lot of sh*t to me! :/O
Title: Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
Post by: Tyler on December 13, 2007, 02:29:44 PM
Sounds like a lot of sh*t to me! :/O

My thoughts exactly!
Title: Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
Post by: PBurke on December 13, 2007, 02:43:26 PM
sounds like someone had their head up a girraffe's ass. ha ha ha
Title: Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on December 13, 2007, 02:51:57 PM
Is this a new product by Hair Club for Men or Bosley Clinic? :/O :/O :/O
Title: Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
Post by: Chico D on December 13, 2007, 02:59:01 PM
lol, I don't know you might be able to find it on Amazon.com
Title: Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
Post by: warhawk on December 13, 2007, 03:09:27 PM
chico....good find and thanks 4 sharing but i'm sticking with the fusion and keeping it smooooth.  O0

WARHAWK O0
Title: Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
Post by: SLYinKC on December 13, 2007, 04:23:27 PM
Any volunteers for a trial to see if it works??? >:D
Title: Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
Post by: Marz on December 13, 2007, 05:04:19 PM
Guy's! I think its working!!!!

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Title: Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
Post by: warhawk on December 13, 2007, 05:06:50 PM
Guy's! I think its working!!!!

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:*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) O0

WARHAWK O0
Title: Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
Post by: nomad on December 13, 2007, 06:14:59 PM
I'm not about to trade my razors for giraffe $h!t

thats what I call a "real" $h!thead
Title: Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
Post by: froze on December 17, 2007, 02:29:59 PM
What???????Did someone just go to a zoo and look at a girrafe and say
I think that poop will grow hair! or did they get a variety of animals poop!
 :/O :/O :/O
You know the shampoo "Gee your hair smells terrific" Well this slogan could be "Gee your hair smells like crap"
Title: Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
Post by: JDog on December 17, 2007, 02:49:00 PM
Leave it to the Aussies to come with that type of scientific find.
Title: Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
Post by: BALDANDRE on December 17, 2007, 03:04:09 PM
Guy's! I think its working!!!!

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Sweet! O0
Title: Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
Post by: Adam on December 24, 2007, 12:37:12 AM
Gives new meaning to the phrase "get your head out of your a$$...er, giraffe's a$$.
Title: Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
Post by: Nick912 on February 24, 2008, 07:49:34 AM
Guy's! I think its working!!!!

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LMAO  :*))
Title: Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
Post by: RodgerDodger on February 24, 2008, 07:56:15 AM
Ha! If you want to rub animal droppings on your scalp, that is entirely up to you, but if you’re trying to stop your hair loss with these droppings, you’re going to wind up pretty disappointed (and smelly).

There is nothing published from the University of Sydney, and the only reference I can find about this oh-so-scientific study is the source article. I can say with certainty that it’s just a joke. If you prefer, you can even call it a hoax, a satire, or even a fake. Plus, if you stop and consider that the source is a website called Turd On A Stick and the article was written by “Bill O’Turdly”…

The full article can be found at TurdOnAStick.com

Rodger, Over and Out O0

Title: Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
Post by: tomgallagher on February 24, 2008, 11:38:03 AM
Those Aussies are always jerking people's chain.... :*))