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Offline Chico D

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Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
« on: December 13, 2007, 02:12:25 PM »
Check out this study.... very interesting find:

SYDNEY - Scientists at the University of Sydney have discovered that giraffe sh*t will decrease hair loss and at the same time increase existing hair on balding men. The study was carried out over a two year period with 50 balding men. Group A, the control group consisting of 25 men, were given falafel to apply on their head and group B, consisting of the other 25 men were given giraffe sh*t to apply to their balding scalps.

The scientists found that the men in group A showed no hair regrowth at all and that the men in group B showed a 25% increase in hair growth, while showing no signs of hair loss. Therefore, in conclusion the scientists have stated in their report that giraffe sh*t does in fact promote hair regrowth.

While it remains to be seen if pharmaceutical companies will apply these findings and begin manufacturing hair loss medicine that contains giraffe sh*t. However, there already has been a wide spread exportation of giraffe sh*t out of Africa on the black market and an unidentified man was arrested by police in Philadelphia on Wednesday for stealing giraffe sh*t from the giraffe cages at the Philadelphia Zoo.




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Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2007, 02:27:17 PM »
Sounds like a lot of sh*t to me! :/O

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Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2007, 02:29:44 PM »
Sounds like a lot of sh*t to me! :/O

My thoughts exactly!
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Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2007, 02:43:26 PM »
sounds like someone had their head up a girraffe's ass. ha ha ha


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Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2007, 02:51:57 PM »
Is this a new product by Hair Club for Men or Bosley Clinic? :/O :/O :/O

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Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2007, 02:59:01 PM »
lol, I don't know you might be able to find it on Amazon.com

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Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2007, 03:09:27 PM »
chico....good find and thanks 4 sharing but i'm sticking with the fusion and keeping it smooooth.  O0

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Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2007, 04:23:27 PM »
Any volunteers for a trial to see if it works??? >:D
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Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2007, 05:04:19 PM »
Guy's! I think its working!!!!

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Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2007, 05:06:50 PM »
Guy's! I think its working!!!!


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Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2007, 06:14:59 PM »
I'm not about to trade my razors for giraffe $h!t

thats what I call a "real" $h!thead
 

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Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2007, 02:29:59 PM »
What???????Did someone just go to a zoo and look at a girrafe and say
I think that poop will grow hair! or did they get a variety of animals poop!
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Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2007, 02:49:00 PM »
Leave it to the Aussies to come with that type of scientific find.

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Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2007, 03:04:09 PM »
Guy's! I think its working!!!!



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Re: Giraffe sh*t to Stop Baldness and Increase Hair Growth
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2007, 12:37:12 AM »
Gives new meaning to the phrase "get your head out of your a$$...er, giraffe's a$$.
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