hopefully you guys dont look down on me after this lol but heres the story.
last night me, my sisters fiance, and a buddy of mine went to a strip club in downtown toledo, ohio. (almost EVERYBODY in the club was sly!) but anyways.......i was sitting in the first row when all of a sudden i feel someone rubbing my head. i turn around and its this amazingly sexy stripper. she sits next to me and we talk a little bit, and after about 15 minutes of talking she tells me
"i have a thing for bald guys i dont know why. im not big on guys who are balding or have a receding hairline but i like smooth shaved heads like yours" then she continued rubbing it. now i know it might not be the most moral thing but im not gonna lie. the headrub felt amazing and the compliment made me feel awesome. (even though im sure they compliment everyone lol)
i dunno if you guys are into the whole strip club scene since half of you are married, but if you are i recommend going to "platinum show girls" strip club in toledo, ohio. so far its the best one ive been to. amazingly attractive girls.
plus.......ALL the bouncers and half the bartenders are sly so youll fit in lol.
A lot of strippers do dig bald guys. I've been to quite a few bachelor parties since going Sly and I'm usually the first one in the group that they approach. They always mention the bald head also. At one party I went to it became a joke that all the guys were going to shave their head to get the attention I was getting.
Hey Ghost, did you forget to mention that you had a rolled-up twenty dollar bill sticking out of each ear at the time ?
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LOL thats awesome bro. At least you have for a while actually started to feel what it was like to be smooth on top. The batch. party I went to last weekend was about the same way. Only me and two other guys there were shaved smooth and they really enjoyed us sitting in the front row. Even the Groom tobe was like Give me a razor give me razor quick! lol
All the strippers I've met are really smart - in college and making the most out of their gifts before they start sagging.
Whenever I'm at parties, random girls do rub the head.... kind of a waste since I'm playing for the other "team."
You'll get used to those random headrubs, Ghost! I got a nice headrub from somebody in a bar on Saturday night, but I don't think he was a stripper...LOL
NOW do you get it Ghost?! haha. dont think about it too much. just enjoy it and ride it out!
Never been much into the strip club thing.
So this is what this place has come to. First you turned me into a shaveaholic and now you got me thinking about strip clubs. Not to worry though there are not alot of them around here in Maine!!
Let me see if I got this right:
1 Shave Head
2 Go to strip club
3 Sit in front row
4 Get a "free" head rub
Am at least on the right track here???
So this is what this place has come to. First you turned me into a shaveaholic and now you got me thinking about strip clubs. Not to worry though there are not alot of them around here in Maine!!
Let me see if I got this right:
1 Shave Head
2 Go to strip club
3 Sit in front row
4 Get a "free" head rub
Am at least on the right track here??? 
haha ur right until the free headrub part. i wouldnt say its free. its more like a "sample" haha. you have to pay for the real headrub lol.
A lot of strippers do dig bald guys. I've been to quite a few bachelor parties since going Sly and I'm usually the first one in the group that they approach. They always mention the bald head also. At one party I went to it became a joke that all the guys were going to shave their head to get the attention I was getting.
I get the same response from all my friends when the ladies go nuts with all the attention and head rubs.

Ghost now that your in the club they keep rollin' in bro'