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Offline D.A.L.U.I.

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Re: Good Come-Backs
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2009, 11:50:15 AM »
Early on I had one person say, "Cancer?"  I posted about it on this board and someone gave me the perfect comeback, "No, Libra actually, what's your sign?"  ;D It took about three months for some one to be dumb enough to ask again, and I was glad I was locked and loaded w/ that one! 8)
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Offline DJ_Bald

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Re: Good Come-Backs
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2009, 11:52:03 AM »
Dope #1: WHY did you shave your head ?   
SBG: "Because I like it...duh! "

Dope #2:  "I dont like your head shaved"
SBG: "theres a lot of things I dont like about you but I have enough class not to comment"
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Offline geoguy

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Re: Good Come-Backs
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2009, 01:29:31 AM »
DJ-  I like Dope#2...   I'll remember that one for next time...

Thanx
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Re: Good Come-Backs
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2009, 05:47:39 AM »
Guess I'm lucky.  Can't remember ever having a negative comment.  My only reply has been that my hair was getting thinner and grayer so I just got rid of it.

.....maybe it's because I looked really bad with hair!   :px
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Offline Wowo

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Re: Good Come-Backs
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2009, 09:16:28 AM »
I say, because I have been handsome long enough!
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Re: Good Come-Backs
« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2009, 01:26:26 PM »
"I can sleep off being drunk..... but you sure can't sleep that ugly off"  :*))

"I do like the fact that I took care of my problem, NOW what can you do about yours" Stolen from another SBG here.
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Offline spark520

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Re: Good Come-Backs
« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2009, 03:27:24 PM »
Awe your just jealous of my solar panel for a sex machine
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Re: Good Come-Backs
« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2009, 03:39:49 PM »
Oh no spark.  You didn't!  I think that one was banned.   :o
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Offline Ollie_Boy

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Re: Good Come-Backs
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2009, 12:36:02 PM »
This is a gooden if the person goes out to try and offend you:


" If you dont like my head then I can wear a hat, but your broke and fat, theres no hat for that."
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Offline PigPen

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Re: Good Come-Backs
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2009, 02:36:49 PM »
Quote from: spark520 on August 02, 2009, 03:27:24 PM
Awe your just jealous of my solar panel for a sex machine

Someone needs to read the bald guy laws again
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Offline Mikekoz13

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Re: Good Come-Backs
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2009, 04:12:11 PM »
I prefer the direct approach:

YOU GOT A FUCKIN' PROBLEM WITH IT a$$hole!!!????!!?? DO YA'???!!!!????













Just kidding...... I figure they are an a$$hole and just start staring at them and laughing. When they ask what I'm laughing at I just laugh harder.
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Offline Ollie_Boy

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Re: Good Come-Backs
« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2009, 04:39:51 PM »
Quote from: Mikekoz13 on August 11, 2009, 04:12:11 PM
YOU GOT A f**kIN' PROBLEM WITH IT a$$hole!!!????!!?? DO YA'???!!!!????

This line definatly needs to be followed with a Stone Cold Stunner and then shake 2 cans of beer on yourself
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Offline Mikekoz13

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Re: Good Come-Backs
« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2009, 04:50:01 AM »
Quote from: Jimmy_Boy on August 11, 2009, 04:39:51 PM
Quote from: Mikekoz13 on August 11, 2009, 04:12:11 PM
YOU GOT A f**kIN' PROBLEM WITH IT a$$hole!!!????!!?? DO YA'???!!!!????

This line definatly needs to be followed with a Stone Cold Stunner and then shake 2 cans of beer on yourself

I didn't get this at first but I did a little googling...... I think this is a good thing!!!! :*))........ but I'd rather pour the beer INTO myself!
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Offline Wowo

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Re: Good Come-Backs
« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2009, 01:02:22 PM »
I have also used this 3 word reply a couple times....'Head Lice!'
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