Hands down two of the Worst Films on Record are AVP [Alien Vs. Preditor] and Blade Trinity. Both of these movies were Cinematic Crap for their own very special reason...AVP, you had a possible Gold Mine but the Producers decided "Lets make it PG 13 so as to make even more money", to bad the offering was a Fart Released to the Masses to Gag On! I mean, How do you have Preditor victims hanged BUT STILL CLOTHED? WTF! Not just that, whenever something that looked like it was going to make some of the ticket price worth it would be about to happen THEY CUT TO ANOTHER SCENE! YOU SAW NOTHING! Blade Trinity was just a Thought that should have been Let Go by whatever Looser wrote that ScreenPlay! It was a perfect example of how if you really try hard, anyone can screw up a good thing. I mean, this was a class in how to screw up a movie... any Movie that you have a Pro Wrestler as a star is going to suck their character is not much different than their in ring persona! You Learn that in the first day of Film Class ! Hell, Lets not stop their, the only acting that you could justify as Solid was Westley Snipes, Lord knows that he could not screw up a role that he perfected, but he managed to be a little shaky himself in a few scenes. All the rest of the acting was a collective Stink Bomb that those who actually saw the film had to attempt to stomach, for the hope of some solid fight scenes... And those Even managed to Suck! The worst Part of Both of these films, not the fact that the acting was shotty, or the collective concepts of both films were Cinematic Let Downs, was the fact that they were both DEATH NELS for two Great film Franchises. I mean, How do you manage to Screw Up a Blade/Alien Vs. Preditor Movie, The concepts are practically all you need. But both of these films were instruction on how to make movies that SUCK! Neither of these should have been released to the masses, I mean, Straight to VHS (not good enough for Straight to DVD). EIGHT DOLLARS AND 3-5 HOURS OF MY LIFE WERE WASTED AND I WANT THEM BACK DARN IT! I say, Put the Directors, Writers, and Actors out of their collective Misseries and the producers ought to be Castraited with Rusted Spoons, Hunted Down like the Animals that they are and SHOT !Those movies made me ILL , The thought that there are people out there that can dream up ways to screw up cinematic gold is enough to make anyone throw up in their mouth, expecially when the concept is applied to two franchises you enjoyed.
I'm a huge Edward Norton fan, but 25th hour was a horrible movie.
Napolean Dynamite for sure. And Borat! That movie irritated me.
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