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The Worst Movie Ever
« on: February 19, 2007, 01:51:08 AM »
Until I see "Freddy Got Fingered" again just to be sure (it will have to be on accident), I won't call "Norbit" the worst movie ever. But it's damn close. REALLY damn close.
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2007, 01:59:05 AM »
Quote from: socctty on February 19, 2007, 01:51:08 AM
Until I see "Freddy Got Fingered" again just to be sure (it will have to be on accident), I won't call "Norbit" the worst movie ever. But it's damn close. REALLY damn close.

Thanks for saving me $20.  Though, I doubt i would have gone to see it or even bought the DVD, there's always a chance I may have lost my brain actually went and saw it.
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2007, 07:35:53 AM »
That's a shame....Eddie Murphy is one funny guy. Thanks for the heads up.

On Worst Movie Ever, I'd have to go with "Natural Born Killers" (Woody Harrelson, Juliette Lewis). No real reason for that flick.
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2007, 09:51:33 AM »
The wife and I rented one called Serum this past week and that sincerely sucked.
Cinematography, plot, script even some of the acting was horrible.

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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2007, 05:28:35 PM »
I saw it made the number 1 spot from the box office, but I haven't seen a positive review for it yet.
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2007, 01:04:35 AM »
Gummo.   Never watch this movie.
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2007, 02:02:18 AM »
I think I have to give this title to "There's Something About Mary". I hated that movie so much. I REALLY hate Cameron Diaz, and that movie made me despise her.
 
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2007, 07:43:41 AM »
I would have to say the animated "Lord of the Rings"  from 1978.  It was horrendous.   :XX
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2007, 12:09:52 PM »
I am a big Adam Sandler fan, so one day when I was at Walmart and saw a sandman movie I did not know, I bought without even thinking.  It was Going Overboard.  No wonder it was only like $4 back when other DVD were barely dropped below $10.  That movie is pretty bad.
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2007, 03:33:08 PM »
I have Going Over Board as well, and the reason it's so bad is the director forgot his lenses on the shore and was unable to chage camera angles, so scenes were cut. no excuse for it thought.

I really haven't liked many of Eddie Murphy's movies as of late. Nutty professor 1 was funny the frist time, and after that it lost it. Dr Doolittle was ok.... 2 a little much and 3 i couldn't see. Pluto Nash was bogus,
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2007, 03:02:55 AM »
Gentlemen (and ladies)... two words... Death Spa!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099384/
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2007, 02:44:15 PM »
Napolean Dynmtye was pretty horrible too..... i watch 45 minutes of it and wish i had it back
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2007, 03:05:43 PM »
For me a tie between Plan Nine from Outer Space and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2007, 04:33:46 PM »
For me it is "Titanic".  I absolutely hated that movie.  Before popping in the second disc, I asked my wife if we ever see that damn necklace again and she smiled and said, "You'll see".  What a horrible film!  Gone with the Wind is a very close second.  The best part of that one was Clark Gable's famous line near the end when he leaves that ungrateful $%^&!*!

Thanks for letting me vent.   :Xo!
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2007, 06:35:13 PM »
The WORST movie ever....?

I saw it about ten years ago on USA Up All Night hosted by Gilbert Gottfried.....

"Vegas In Space".....a drag queen musical space adventure about a crew of astronauts that turn into women to go undercover as showgirls on the planet Clitoris.   

I kid you not....it was painful to watch.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegas_In_Space
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