There's some crazy stuff out there. My favorite are guys that come in with a "foreign object" in their rectum. LOL
Me: "Sir, how did that get up there?"
Him: "I fell on it"

Me: "Well, OK. Exactly why were you checking the "toy" drawer while your wife was out of town?"
Him: "She doesn't know about it."
Me: "She will now."

Classic x-ray conversation!