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SHARE your funniest april fool stories...
« on: April 01, 2009, 04:57:23 AM »
hello fellow chrome domes:  it's april fools day.  please B very careful not 2 B a april fool's victim. ;D  i was talking with a fellow co-worker and she mentioned a very hilarious april fool's joke she played on her husband one year.  my co-worker bought a lottery ticket and played all the winning numbers the night b4.  so... when she gave the so called "winning" lottery ticket 2 her husband.  the husband was very excited, shouting 4 joy and screamed 2 his wife..."we're rich, we won the million dollar lottery".  "i'm going 2 call work and tell them i quit". 

my co-worker... then "broke" the news and stated to her husband... "honey... u didn't win the lottery.  those were yesterday's winning numbers...april fools!!!"   the husband quickly responded in disgust >:( >:(..."honey, that is soooo wrong". :D

so... how 'bout U?  do U have any personal april fool situations  that U want 2 share?  what's your story?

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Re: SHARE your funniest april fool stories...
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2009, 05:32:10 PM »
A few years back in the middle of a huge project I turned in my "Resignation Letter".

Oh man I was in the big wigs office in no time and they were begging me not to leave.
I finally just hung my head and said, "I can't retract that letter".

"Why not?! Why Not?! What do you need us to offer you???!"

I slowly looked up at them and said, "I need you to ..........................laugh, April Fool!!!

There was a shocked look for a moment and then hearty laughter by all!!!
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Re: SHARE your funniest april fool stories...
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2009, 07:57:00 PM »
Banning timmj today!  LOL!!!
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Re: SHARE your funniest april fool stories...
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2009, 08:53:35 PM »
lol you didnt ban him did you lol? lol  :*)) :*))

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Re: SHARE your funniest april fool stories...
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2009, 08:55:35 PM »
wassunt funny!  made me cry

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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2009, 08:58:10 PM »
lol thats not good!  :*))

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Re: SHARE your funniest april fool stories...
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2009, 06:37:09 AM »
I work in IT at my job, and I found a wallpaper of a broken LCD screen. I went into this one ladies office, put the wallpaper on, and hid her toolbar and icons. when she got back to her computer and looked at it, she started freaking out and came back to our office saying "my screen, it just broke! something smashed it! i didnt do it!" i almost peed in my pants laughing after i showed her that the screen wasnt really broken.
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Re: SHARE your funniest april fool stories...
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2009, 01:38:03 PM »
I work in IT at my job, and I found a wallpaper of a broken LCD screen. I went into this one ladies office, put the wallpaper on, and hid her toolbar and icons. when she got back to her computer and looked at it, she started freaking out and came back to our office saying "my screen, it just broke! something smashed it! i didnt do it!" i almost peed in my pants laughing after i showed her that the screen wasnt really broken.

Another good one is to take a Print Screen of their desktop and then use that image as the background.  Hide their icon.  They will see the icons on the image and try to click on them, but they won't be able to. 
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Re: SHARE your funniest april fool stories...
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2009, 03:05:53 PM »
Just last night my wife and I were watching the 9 o'clock news and the weather lady came on. We had the sound turned down kinda low so when we saw the weather map on the tv screen with the legend "8+" snow" over the northern half of the state of Wisconsin I about dropped a load in my pants. Then the witch started laughing and said APRIL FOOL!
It really has to be one of the best I've seen. She even had the local news lady and the sports guy going with it.
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