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The Bottle Of Wine by jasandalb on 13 Feb, 2007 09:22
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THE BOTTLE OF WINE
For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:
Jack was driving home from one of his business trips in Northern Arizona when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road.
As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped the car and asked the Navajo man if he would like a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the man got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Jack tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo man.
The old man just sat silently, looking intently at everything he saw, studying every little detail, until he noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Jack.
"What in bag?" asked the elder man.
Jack looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife."
The Navajo man was silent for another moment or two.
Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, he said:
"Good trade."
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#1 by MagmaBabe on 13 Feb, 2007 09:29
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funny, I like it!!
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#2 by schro on 13 Feb, 2007 09:34
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I would have held out for some brie & crackers also.
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#3 by MagmaBabe on 13 Feb, 2007 09:53
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#4 by Robmeister on 13 Feb, 2007 13:25
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OK....I need to catch up on some of these alliterations
What are the following:
PMSL
IMO
IMHO
Pray tell -
#5 by schro on 13 Feb, 2007 13:51
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IMO = in my opinion
IMHO = in my humble opinion
PMSL. I'm guessing this means Pardon My Silent Laughter, but I could be wrong.
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#6 by PBurke on 13 Feb, 2007 14:13
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pmsl could mean,= PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING
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#7 by PigPen on 13 Feb, 2007 15:07
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I like Paulie's interpretation
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#8 by Robmeister on 13 Feb, 2007 15:11
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#9 by Robmeister on 13 Feb, 2007 15:13
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How'bout:
Pour Me Some Liquor -
#10 by PBurke on 13 Feb, 2007 15:17
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i will be drinking free crown tonite. have a meeting for work. open bar and great meal. only price is to listen to some boring speaker for awhile. works for me.
How'bout:
Pour Me Some Liquor
we may need to piggy back an annual AA convention for ours. might help some of us. -
#11 by schro on 13 Feb, 2007 15:22
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#12 by MagmaBabe on 13 Feb, 2007 15:31
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Actually, Paulie wins the prize
It means "pissing myself laughing"
come claim your prize Mr Burke....
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#13 by PBurke on 13 Feb, 2007 15:33
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give me a few minutes. that is a long swim.
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#14 by MagmaBabe on 13 Feb, 2007 15:37
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I'll make it worth your while...
