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The Bottle Of Wine
« on: February 13, 2007, 09:22:16 AM »
 THE BOTTLE OF WINE


      For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this  is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:


Jack was driving home from one of his business trips in Northern Arizona when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road.
As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped the car and asked the Navajo man if he would like a ride. 
With a silent nod of thanks, the man got into the car. 
Resuming the journey, Jack tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo man.
The old man just sat silently, looking intently at everything he saw, studying every little detail, until he noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Jack.
"What in bag?" asked the elder man.
Jack looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife." 
The Navajo man was silent for another moment or  two. 
Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, he said: 

"Good trade."
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Re: The Bottle Of Wine
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2007, 09:29:20 AM »
funny, I like it!!   O0
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I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances ~  Martha Washington

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Re: The Bottle Of Wine
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2007, 09:34:11 AM »
I would have held out for some brie & crackers also.
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Re: The Bottle Of Wine
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2007, 09:53:26 AM »
Quote from: schro on February 13, 2007, 09:34:11 AM
I would have held out for some brie & crackers also.

PMSL   ;D
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Re: The Bottle Of Wine
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2007, 01:25:20 PM »
OK....I need to catch up on some of these alliterations

What are the following:

PMSL

IMO

IMHO

Pray tell
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Re: The Bottle Of Wine
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2007, 01:51:24 PM »
IMO = in my opinion
IMHO = in my humble opinion
PMSL. I'm guessing this means Pardon My Silent Laughter, but I could be wrong.

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Re: The Bottle Of Wine
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2007, 02:13:55 PM »
pmsl could mean,= PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING
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Re: The Bottle Of Wine
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2007, 03:07:48 PM »
I like Paulie's interpretation
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Re: The Bottle Of Wine
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2007, 03:11:12 PM »
Quote from: PigPen on February 13, 2007, 03:07:48 PM
I like Paulie's interpretation

MT




(me too)
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Re: The Bottle Of Wine
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2007, 03:13:30 PM »
How'bout:

Pour Me Some Liquor
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Re: The Bottle Of Wine
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2007, 03:17:09 PM »
i will be drinking free crown tonite. have a meeting for work. open bar and great meal. only price is to listen to some boring speaker for awhile. works for me.


Quote from: Robmeister on February 13, 2007, 03:13:30 PM
How'bout:

Pour Me Some Liquor

we may need to piggy back an annual AA convention for ours. might help some of us.
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Re: The Bottle Of Wine
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2007, 03:22:14 PM »
Quote from: Robmeister on February 13, 2007, 03:13:30 PM
How'bout:

Pour Me Some Liquor

 P@^
WINNER!!
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Re: The Bottle Of Wine
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2007, 03:31:59 PM »
Actually, Paulie wins the prize   :-*

It means "pissing myself laughing" 

come claim your prize Mr Burke.... ;)
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Re: The Bottle Of Wine
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2007, 03:33:45 PM »
give me a few minutes. that is a long swim.
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Re: The Bottle Of Wine
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2007, 03:37:34 PM »
I'll make it worth your while...  >:D
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