Shower shaver here as well.
-Let the hot water run for a few minutes
-While water is running, get my tools together (HB Sport with Personna TriFlexx blades, Nuetrogena Razor Defense Gel, St. Ives Apricot Scrub, Fusion razor)
-Run hair under hot water while I wash my face (Neutrogena Faily Face Wash) and brush my teeth
-Lightly scrub with St. Ives Apricot for about a minute and then wash off
-Lather up the shaving gel and spread it all over my noggin
- Bathe the bod while the gel settles into hair for a few minutes
-Take the HB Sport, rinse it out and go with the grain all around
-Lather up again with gel and take the Fusion against the grain all around
-Wash off all of the lather and leave head under the running hot water while taking the Fusion on side to side strokes on top of head and back to front stroke on side of head. Go side to side on back of head as well, but only near the top, not at the bottom back of the neck.
-Perform a stubble feel and knock out any rough patches
-Set the shower to arctic cold and let it run over my noggin for about a minute, or prior to complete brain freeze, which ever comes first
-Get out of the shower and pat the noggin dry and treat back of neck and temple area with Bump Patrol
-After waking up from the pass out of Bump Patrol, get dressed while it dries and cools down
-Spread Jergens Natural Glow moisturizer all over noggin
-Spray my HB Sport blade and Fusion blade with Andis Cool Care Spray and put them away
-Grab my daughter, let her kiss the now silky smooth scalp and go on with my day