One morning, on his way out to check on the cows,
the rancher says to Amy,
'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one
of our cows today.
I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall
in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he
gets here, OK?'
The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the
artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the
front door. Amy takes him down to the barn.
They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail,
she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'
The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde,
asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would
YOU know this is the cow to be bred?'
'That's simple. By the nail over its stall,' Amy explains very
confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell,
is the nail for?'
The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her
shoulder, 'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'
('Chalk up one for the Blonde!' . . It's nice to see a blonde
winning one once in awhile.)
