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Offline The Scottish Ambassador

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The old country preacher
« on: February 06, 2009, 05:07:07 AM »
An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the
 
boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young
 
men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he
 
didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at
 
school, his father decided to try an experiment.
 
 
 
He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects.
 
 
 
1. A bible.
 
 
 
2. A silver dollar.
 
 
 
3. A bottle of whisky.
 
 
 
4. And a Playboy magazine.
 

 
"I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself.
 
"When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks
 
up. If it's the bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a
 
blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a
 
business man, and that would be okay, too. But if he picks u p the
 
bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame
 
that would be. And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going
 
to be a skirt-chasing womanizer."
 
 
 
The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he
 
entered the house whistling and headed for his room.
 
 
 
The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room
 
he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he
 
walked over to inspect them.
 
 
 
Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked
 
up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He uncorked the
 
bottle and took a big drink, while he admired this month's centerfold.
 
 
 
"Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered. "He's gonna
 
run for Parliament."
 


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Re: The old country preacher
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2009, 09:40:50 PM »
 ;D ;D

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Re: The old country preacher
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2009, 05:39:46 AM »
Dang..and I thought he was going to be a TV evangelist O0 :/O
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