I need help selecting a song...

[schro]

figured you clowns wouldn't understand how i would get her into a big hollow cypress tree. so i said cave. 

Careful or I'll get on my 3 inch tricycle, ride down to the bajou, squirt you with my plastic lapel flower and kick you in the cookies with my size 36 EEE big red shoes.

[Robmeister]

I still love the one.....


"If you want me to act romantic like the guys on the soaps....then start dressin' romantic like the gals in the soaps"

I guess it then becomes "the chicken and the egg" thang.

***sigh***

I thought it went something like
"If you're not going to dress like a Victoria Secret Model, don't expect me to act like a soap opera guy".
Or words to that affect.

Yeah...that's it

[PBurke]

figured you clowns wouldn't understand how i would get her into a big hollow cypress tree. so i said cave. 

Careful or I'll get on my 3 inch tricycle, ride down to the bajou, squirt you with my plastic lapel flower and kick you in the cookies with my size 36 EEE big red shoes.

i'll just hand you a margarita and you will forget all about kicking me.

[schro]

figured you clowns wouldn't understand how i would get her into a big hollow cypress tree. so i said cave. 

Careful or I'll get on my 3 inch tricycle, ride down to the bajou, squirt you with my plastic lapel flower and kick you in the cookies with my size 36 EEE big red shoes.

i'll just hand you a margarita and you will forget all about kicking me.

Or I'll swing & miss. Kinda like Lucy does to Charlie Brown with the football.

[PBurke]

then after we stop laughing we could drink a few and write MB a romantic song for v-day. (since that IS the topic here)

[Shiny]

Now you're talking romance....  writing a romantic song is a very romantic idea. 

May I start with a first line?

When I see your picture painted on the granite wall....

[schro]

Line #2....and we open up the Coors Party Ball

[PBurke]

while the women shop at the mall....

[Shiny]

We'll all take part in slagging poor old Paul

[schro]

while he plays with his blow up doll

[Shiny]

   How are we doing MB?  Are ya feelin' the romance yet?

[PBurke]

and beating SCHRO's SHINY head against the wall.

[Medic aka Rocko]

We had a good laugh and I've been "cut-off" ever since, or so she tells me.

Mine once said something about "cutting me off".  I told her she can't cuz she doesn't know where I'm getting it.  Caught her off guard.  The reality is I think I've been cut off ever since.  Probably should've kept my mouth shut.

[schro]

Oh, the joy of it all.

[MagmaBabe]

  How are we doing MB?  Are ya feelin' the romance yet?

I'm definitely feelin' somethin'!!