Yesterday I had a flat tire on the 401. So I eased my car
Over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out
of the car and opened the trunk.
I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood
them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.
they look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in
trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts
to the approaching drivers.
I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars
started slowing down looking at my life like men. and of course, traffic
started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like
crazy. It wasn't long before an O.P.P. cruiser pulled up behind me.
He got out of his car and started walking towards me.
I could tell he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,
"Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers."
