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Offline Drackare

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drunk stranger
« on: January 06, 2009, 10:33:55 PM »
YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
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Yesterday at 4:32pm


A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'
He slams the door and returns to bed.

'Who was that?' asked his wife.

'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.

'Did you help him?' she asks.

'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!'

'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'

The man does as he is told, gets dressed , and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'

'Yes,' comes back the answer.

'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.

'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.

'Where are you?' asks the husband.

'Over here on the swing,' replied the drunk.



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Re: drunk stranger
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2009, 10:41:14 PM »
 :*)) O0

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Re: drunk stranger
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2009, 06:47:27 AM »
have heard that one before but it still makes me laugh everytime i read it.  LOL

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Re: drunk stranger
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2009, 08:55:59 AM »
 :*)) :*)) :*))
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Re: drunk stranger
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2009, 01:07:00 PM »
 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
If you always do what you've always done, then you'll always get what you've always got!

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Re: drunk stranger
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2009, 01:09:27 PM »
Awesome joke.  I definitely laughed aloud

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Re: drunk stranger
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2009, 07:48:02 PM »
 :*)) :*)) :*))