Royal headshave needed

[Razor X]

Has anyone seen Prince William lately?  His hair is going fast.  See you younger guys, even royalty isn't immune from the effects of MPB.  He really needs a headshave ASAP.  Beard looks cool, though.

[RodgerDodger]

No way! The Queen Mum would NOT let Wils go out in public looking like that! Here's a photo showing William's fading hairline. The Queen would have a coronary if he ever showed up for a Royal photo with a Headshave. Hair-wise Wils takes after the Windsor side of the family.
All the Windsors have some degree of balding.

[D.A.L.U.I.]

I think the reason they don't shave is to encourage someone to cover it with a crown!   He and his father could both use a blade--but talk about family who gets upset!  They've kicked every other "proper" thing in the tank, why not try sly, but that's only this colonial's view. 

[shinyinflorida]

What does MPB stand for?  Also, how did the name SLY come about?

[tomgallagher]

1. male pattern baldness

2. I don't know

[Bensen]

a sly old dog

[Stu]

All I can say is, 'Yikes!!!'

[capthappy8p]

wow i thought i had mpb bad but yeh he should go sly and im sure he would look very handsome... and still have swoons of ladys crawling after him