My mother told me this joke the other day and I thought it was hullarious. A man dies and goes to hell. The devil tell him that he must now choose from three rooms in hell. Which ever room he chooses he must spend the rest of eternity in. The first room is a freezing room where all of the men and woman are covered in ice and frost bite. The man asks to see the next room. They go to the second room which is burning hot. Everyone is on fire and in extreme pain. They then go to the thrid room. this room is full of people who are all drinking coffee. The bad thing is that they have sh*t up to their waists. The smell is unbarable! The man decides that he can handle the smell and tells the devil that he chooses that room. The devil says okay and the man goes inside and poors a cup of coffee. Just as the man is about to take his first sip of coffee the devil smiles and says "Okay coffee breaks over, back on your heads!"
