oh man, that's why I take 75 minutes to shave.
oh man, that's why I take 75 minutes to shave. 
There really is an easier way to do it without taking 75 minutes.
oh man, that's why I take 75 minutes to shave. 
There really is an easier way to do it without taking 75 minutes.
Like not being drunk and not gouging your head with a battery-powered beard trimmer.

And wait a minute -- yesterday it was 50 minutes. How did we get up to 75?
Yikes !! The guy can't be playing with a full deck...
Unfortunately, it sounds like a Brit (he says, hanging his head in shame).
Any chance of a green card for him?
Your right, this guy's elevator does NOT go to the top floor. What an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is painful to watch......
just look at the cuts on the back of his dome.
Unfortunately, it sounds like a Brit (he says, hanging his head in shame).
Any chance of a green card for him?
Nope, we have enough of our own numbskulls at the moment.