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Hair loss calculator
« on: December 02, 2008, 09:51:40 PM »
This has got to be the strangest thing I've come across in a while:


http://www.frontal-hair-transplants.com/bald_hairloss_calculator.php



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Re: Hair loss calculator
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2008, 09:57:43 PM »
lmao.   I can't believe there is such a thing.   ;D

Somehow almost every other website is so negative about hairloss, where as here it's
not conisdered a problem at all.   

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Re: Hair loss calculator
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2008, 10:00:58 PM »
lmao.   I can't believe there is such a thing.   ;D

Somehow almost every other website is so negative about hairloss, where as here it's
not conisdered a problem at all.   


According to them, it takes a minimum of 15 years to go bald.  If you plug in that you are 1 year old, with the most severe level of hair loss they have to choose from, and check off that everybody in your family is bald and you're at a stress level of 5, it tells you that you'll be bald by 16.  It's like they didn't even try to make this thing seem convincing.

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Re: Hair loss calculator
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2008, 10:02:43 PM »
Here's what it calculated for me...

According to our research, along with the data you entered into the caluculator, You are For Sure going to lose all or a significant amount of your hair.
Too late, I already took care of the "For Sure" and started combing my hair with a Mach 3 a year ago.

The calculator estimates you will lose most if not all of your hair by the age of 52
Wrong again...I beat you by 10 years and am missing ALL my hair by choice at 42.

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Re: Hair loss calculator
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2008, 10:04:28 PM »
It said 55 for me, only off by about 20 years.   :*))

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Re: Hair loss calculator
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2008, 10:06:53 PM »
Ok I'm 24 and based on the info I gave them it says "The calculator estimates you will lose most if not all of your hair by the age of 64 (If you live that long). "

I don't think I want to wait that long to lose most of my hair. 

And way to go Rob!!!!! ;D

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Re: Hair loss calculator
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2008, 10:08:02 PM »
It said 55 for me, only off by about 20 years.   :*))

 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))

Oh man, are you serious? lol,  that was so close.

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Re: Hair loss calculator
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2008, 10:23:25 PM »
Ok I'm 24 and based on the info I gave them it says "The calculator estimates you will lose most if not all of your hair by the age of 64 (If you live that long). "

It's strange, really.  It's hooked up to a transplant site, so I would have expected them to try and scare people into thinking that their hair was going to fall out overnight.  I mean, what 24-year-old is worried about what's going to happen when he's 64? :/O

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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2008, 10:38:27 PM »
"The calculator estimates you will lose most if not all of your hair by the age of 64 (If you live that long). "

I got the same after message, yet mine said 51... nice positive site there!

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Re: Hair loss calculator
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2008, 11:20:56 PM »
It said I would lose all of my hair by 56.  The problem is that i lose it every morning, but when I wake up the next morning I find it again, just to lose it again by the time I get out of the shower.   ???
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Re: Hair loss calculator
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2008, 12:16:44 AM »
Looks like I got you guys beat - 48.

ahhhhhhhh I'M DOOOOMED!!!!!!

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Re: Hair loss calculator
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2008, 05:43:33 AM »
45 here  :Xo!
ok that just funny ;D

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Re: Hair loss calculator
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2008, 07:02:49 AM »
65 here but they didnt ask me what I lasered off.

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Re: Hair loss calculator
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2008, 10:02:49 AM »
Hey: they said I'd lose some or all of my hair by the age of 77!! ;D  (if I live that long).  I feel quite lucky!! :D

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Re: Hair loss calculator
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2008, 10:03:39 AM »
Ok I'm 24 and based on the info I gave them it says "The calculator estimates you will lose most if not all of your hair by the age of 64 (If you live that long). "

It's strange, really.  It's hooked up to a transplant site, so I would have expected them to try and scare people into thinking that their hair was going to fall out overnight.  I mean, what 24-year-old is worried about what's going to happen when he's 64? :/O

No they want to convince people that they can fill in what's missing now and that you'll be "ok" for 10 to 15 yrs... when in reality most people get sucked back in for a 2nd and 3rd surgery within 10 yrs
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