Policeman on his horse says to a little girl on her bike "did santa get you that?
Yes replies the little girl.
"Well tell Santa to put the reflector light on it next year" says the cop and fines her $5.
Did santa bring you that horse, says the little girl.
"he sure did" says the cop chuckling
"Well" says the little girl, "next year tell him the dick goes under the horse, not on it"
