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Offline PBurke

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for robmiester
« on: January 30, 2007, 05:42:30 PM »
     WINTER  BLONDE
>
>       As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps
>out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.  The trucker
>lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing
>some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
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>       When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up
>again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the
>trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
>brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you're losing some of your load!"
>       Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down
>the street.
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>       At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of
>breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.
>The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather,
>and you're losing some of your load!" When the light turns green, the
>trucker revs up and races to the next light.  When he stops this time, he
>hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on
>her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
>
>       "Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter in Colorado and
>       I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"




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Re: for robmiester
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2007, 05:48:29 PM »
 :D :*)) O0 >:D ;D (R^!
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Re: for robmiester
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2007, 05:51:04 PM »
Think I dated her once upon a time
"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat." - Theodore Roosevelt

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Re: for robmiester
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2007, 07:11:18 PM »
 :*))That's good, I like that. :*))
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Re: for robmiester
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2007, 07:25:22 PM »
Thanks, Paulmeister...

That's a good'n  O0

Yep....

Depending on the conditions that's the one truck you are very content to stay behind....'cause they usually have a snow plow on the front.  :@`

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Re: for robmiester
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2007, 09:09:25 PM »
Thanks, Paulmeister...

That's a good'n  O0

Yep....

Depending on the conditions that's the one truck you are very content to stay behind....'cause they usually have a snow plow on the front.  :@`

aahhhhh..... the memories. :'(


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Re: for robmiester
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2007, 09:22:43 PM »
aahhhhh..... the memories. :'(

Told the wife you wanted to get back here...

She understands your wife's position....but thinks eventually she can be gently pursuaded   !@!@

patience...me boy....patience O0

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Re: for robmiester
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2007, 09:26:53 PM »
screw patience.


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Re: for robmiester
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2007, 10:45:20 PM »
« Last Edit: January 30, 2007, 10:48:28 PM by Robmeister »

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Re: for robmiester
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2007, 07:09:14 AM »
screw patience.

LMAO I agree Paulie
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Re: for robmiester
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2007, 07:32:47 AM »
PMSL, aint nothin' like a decent blonde joke!!  :*))
I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances ~  Martha Washington