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Thanksgiving Divorce by Timmay on 18 Nov, 2008 09:33
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A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way." -
#1 by time2shine on 18 Nov, 2008 14:31
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you'll be pulling that one when your kids move out 
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#2 by Timmay on 18 Nov, 2008 14:35
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hopefully it will just be a joke...lol
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#3 by hammerdrill376 on 18 Nov, 2008 15:32
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LOL...Old Geezers
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#4 by warhawk on 19 Nov, 2008 22:30
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good one
WARHAWK
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#5 by Dome of Steele on 20 Nov, 2008 01:32
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My dad tries to make me pay my way for Thanksgiving all the time even though I can't afford it. I'll have to remember this joke in case he tries to pull that one on me.
As Dave Chapelle, the sometimes sly guy said "I'M BROKE!"
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#6 by Brkeatr on 20 Nov, 2008 04:46
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LOL....cute one.....
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#7 by Mikekoz13 on 20 Nov, 2008 04:54
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Funny!!!! I think when my kids are grown and gone...... we'll NOT be telling them where we are for Thanksgiving so we can FINALLY quit cooking for 20 people every year!!!
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#8 by Timmay on 20 Nov, 2008 07:20
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But..Mike.....its fun!
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#9 by PigPen on 21 Nov, 2008 07:11
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That's funny right there
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#10 by Timmay on 21 Nov, 2008 07:12
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Thaaaaat Rot thar is funnier den crap!
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#11 by PE#1 on 25 Nov, 2008 10:57
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Funny!!!! I think when my kids are grown and gone...... we'll NOT be telling them where we are for Thanksgiving so we can FINALLY quit cooking for 20 people every year!!!