Things a Man Should Never Do Past the Age of 30

[baldking]

1. Bring his mitt to a professional baseball game.

2. Turn boxers inside out and wear them for two more days.

3. TiVo Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County.

4. Use Dial soap as shampoo.

5. Yell, "Run, Forrest, Run!" at someone in the airport trying to catch his plane.

6. Eat cereal endorsed by a cartoon character.

7. Channel Frank the Tank.

8. Put his face between a woman's breasts and make a gurgling motorboat sound.

9. Use a crunk song for his cell-phone ring.

10. Google-whack.

11. Refer to either his friends or his testes as "my boys."

12. Refer to his "boys" as "Chang and Eng."

13. Devise secret handshakes.

14. Use sports metaphors for sex.

15. Use sex metaphors for sports.

16. Refer to Latina women as mamasitas.

17. Dry hump.

18.  Have a welcome mat in front of his home that says, F*** OFF.

19. Practice his autograph.

20. Watch past the end credits for the Adam Sandler "gag reel."

21. Order Long Island iced teas.

22. Teach foreign speakers that the way to ask for directions in English is "Will you tickle my man snake?"

23. Drink beer out of a helmet.

24. Wear a T-shirt with a rhino on it that says, I'M HORNY.

25. Let a magazine tell him he's too old to do dumb s***. 

[BALDANDRE]

I'm only guilty of using #16.... every now and then...I mean, come on, it fits....

so I guess that ain't too bad!

[Dome of Steele]

I'm guilty of some of these things.  The worst probably being the "motorboating."  I can do these things another three years though according to these rules. 
But everyone loves motorboating, I don't think that's age-specific. 

[Timmay]

OK Iam the curious one....I just had to google whack...lol

[SlyHigh]

I have a few months to go before hitting 30... and I still do 3 of the things on the list.

I'm not telling which of the 3 I do. 

[Hook'Em]

I pitty the fool (uses best Mr. T voice) who lets age descriminate behavior. If its fun or funny (as long as noone gets hurt) do it.

[PE#1]

I pitty the fool (uses best Mr. T voice) who lets age descriminate behavior. If its fun or funny (as long as noone gets hurt) do it.

Yeah, I agree here.  Didn't know if I fully understood the "meaning" of the "list."    Just me though. 

[BALDANDRE]

I pitty the fool (uses best Mr. T voice) who lets age descriminate behavior. If its fun or funny (as long as noone gets hurt) do it.

Yeah, I agree here.  Didn't know if I fully understood the "meaning" of the "list."    Just me though. 

Naw...agreed an all counts...just fun i guess..

plus i guess it is a way to show some typical generational things...

I hear ya.. never tell me what is acceptable and what is not....

please..... I have a bald head...By My Choice!

[Timmay]

Im a kid at heart....so I had to put a check mark next to everyone of those things.  Not that I have completed them...just that I practice them faithfully LOL.  Although ..the googling of "Whack"  I never did before until today.  And low and behold I found Time2shines pic there..lol

[Hook'Em]

Try this TimmJ....I think this is what he meant!   http://www.googlewhack.com/

[Timmay]

OHHHHHHHHHHHH now you tell me...lol

[time2shine]

Im a kid at heart....so I had to put a check mark next to everyone of those things.  Not that I have completed them...just that I practice them faithfully LOL.  Although ..the googling of "Whack"  I never did before until today.  And low and behold I found Time2shines pic there..lol

 

[nomad]

just what the heck is wrong with cereal that is endorsed by cartoon characters?

 

[D.A.L.U.I.]

I don't understand "4. Use Dial soap as shampoo."  Why would I use "shampoo" now?  Dial or any other bath soap makes sense, shampoo I don't have anymore.

[Rob]

what's shampoo???!!!