help!

[wantstobebald]

someone please pressure me to go bald!

[PBurke]

do it or we will send a posse to your house and do it for you!  how was that? ha ha ha

[time2shine]

+ =

[BALDANDRE]

You are worthless unless you're bald!

J/K...shave your head smooth brutha...

you'll dig the whole deal of not having any hair left on your head!

GO SHAVE!

[PowerOfCheese]

time2shine that's effin awesome! and so true...

uhm.... wantstobe, you're not in the club unless you shave it. Everyone is doin it. It'll make you instantly cool. Chicks dig it. You can get out of a pool and just drip dry. You'd be more aerodynamic. You'll save money in shampoo. You could blind your enemies with the sun's reflection off your shiny dome. When you pull a tee over your head you won't have to worry about messing your hair up. You'll look like you know how to fight. Women will want to touch it. Putting on moisturizer feels SO good. You'll like being photographed. Women will want you more and equate your name with the word "stud".

That's all I have for now. Hope this helped.

[hammerdrill376]

Dude..you'll love it when shes "grippin the back of your head!!!!"

[PowerOfCheese]

Dude..you'll love it when shes "grippin the back of your head!!!!"

damn, yeah, forgot that one.

[warhawk]

hey wantstobebald:  your screen name says it all.  i promise U that U won't regret it when U decide 2 shave that dome smoooooth.

WARHAWK

[GASlick]

someone please pressure me to go bald!

Ok - someone go get the rubber hoses, I 'll set the post and we'll just have ourselves a floggin'!

Dude, just shave your head and feel the smoothness.  You'll be instantly addicted.  Promise

[slickjay]

You will look badass without having to try. Some people waste their time working out and exercising trying to look tough. You can just shave your head, sit back, and enjoy a beer!

[SBG Math Guy]

Ok man you look sooooooooo ugly with hair.  Trust me, maybe people don't tell you that because
they want to be nice but just because they don't say it it doesn't mean they don't sense your ugly looks.

So, do yourself and all of us a favour, get rid of that ugly hair you have.

[SBG Math Guy]

Ok man you look sooooooooo ugly with hair.  Trust me, maybe people don't tell you that because
they want to be nice but just because they don't say it it doesn't mean they don't sense your ugly looks.

So, do yourself and all of us a favour, get rid of that ugly hair you have.
I hope I didn't offend you.

[champ007]

There are so many people who want a new life but can't figure out how to achieve it.
SBG has changed the face of everyone on here... join the movement and you will figure out how to achieve you goal 

[north]

ok, well. if you're balding, you're in a losing battle, just forget about the hair and become a bad-ass sly bald guy.

if you have a full head of hair, really whats the worst that will happen? you won't like it, and it will grow back.
BOTH OF THESE SITUATIONS ARE AWESOME.


really, how many choices in your life that you make are good either way you go?
just do it, especially if experiencing male pattern baldness.
forget about hair, it's given you nothing but grief anyway.

i know that's all my hair ever gave me. once you feel the wind on your freshly shaved scalp, you'll be hooked.

[wantstobebald]

fyi, i have been bald before. it was probably for about a month in the summer, and well, most people didnt really like it. i know i shouldnt care aout what others think, because its my....ummm. head( not exactly a hairstyle ) but i am only in high school....so its still kinda hard. also just wondering are there any other young sly guys around here?