Cool story, youngsly.
Welcome to the crazy world of SBG's. Rule #1 - exfoliation is manly.

Okay, who's a Dr Who fan, it was our youngest daughter's first word, truly, she just started saying "Dr. Who, Dr. Who." No MaMa, DaDa for this child, and it's been a wild ride ever since.
Welcome youngsly, great attitude!
Welcome bro! Glad to have you with us - post up a pic!
A late welcome to you youngsly. Good to have you join us, and it's great to hear you plan on taking control of the situation.
Good luck with the shave, and post a pic of the freshly shaved, smooth dome when you can.