A man went to visit his doctor for a routine exam but when the doctor told him to pull down his pants and bend over the man replied, "Doc you really don't want me to do that." The doctor insisted and the man hesitantly dropped his trousers and bent over the examination table. The physician was more than shocked when he saw a solid gold cork that looked as though it had been permanantly inserted into the mans anus.
"Oh my god..How the hell did that happen?" The puzzled and astonished doctor asked
"Well doc..it's like this", the man told him. "One day I was walking down the beach and noticed sticking out of the sand a gold lamp. I picked it up and rubbed it and out of the lamp popped a Genie. Needless to say I was shocked and at first speechless. The genie then told me I could have any thing I wished for and with out thinking I replied.....No S..T!!
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