hello fellow chrome domes: i just wanted 2 share with ya funny joke my friend told me. i hope U enjoy it. i know i did:
a cabbie picks up a nun. she gets into the cab & notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. she asks him why he is staring.
he replies: "i have a question 2 ask, but i don't want 2 offend U?"
she answers: "my son, U cannot offend me. when U have been a nun as long as i have, U get a chance 2 C & hear just about everything. i'm sure that there's nothing U could say or ask that i would find offensive".
"well, i've always had a fantasy 2 have a nun kiss me"
she responds: "well, let's C what we can do about that:
#1: U have 2 B single and
#2: U must B catholic
the cab driver is very excited & says...yes, i'm single & catholic
"ok" the nun says, "pull into the next alley"
the nun fulfulls his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
but when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"my dear child"... said the nun, "why R U crying???"
"forgive me but i've sinned. i lied & i must confess, i'm married & i'm jewish.
the nuns says: "that's OK. my name is kevin & i'm going 2 a halloween party"
WARHAWK
