I was on the way to the post office with the big fat envelope of money..... and I saw a restaurant. So I took a few bucks from the envelope to eat. Then i saw an ice cream store..... and took out a few more bucks for a sundae. Then I passed a liquor store and had to pull in for some Guinness...... and that's right, i took some more money from the envelope. Then as I passed the pet store I remembered that the pooches needed "cookies"......... so i pulled a few more bucks from the envelope and got the "cookies". Then when i went by the drug store I remembered I didn't have any condoms...... so I took out some more cash and went in and bought some condoms. Then i finally made it to the post office with your envelope........... and all the cash was gone...... and i remembered I don't use condoms. So I put the condoms in the empty envelope. You should get them in a few days.