CHEESEY pick up lines...

[warhawk]

hello fellow chrome domes:  i thought it would B fun 2 have a topic on cheesey pick up lines.   those cheesey (yet funny) pick up lines U hear from bars, tv, movies, & in your every day life.  i'll start:  " i 4got my number.  how 'bout giving me yours?

so... how 'bout U?  what's one of the most cheesey pick up lines that you've heard.  what's your story?

WARHAWK

[PBurke]

i learned real early to make fun of those lines. i can't even think of the worst one i have heard. may have to think about this one.

[Mike]

I have a couple that I have heard before.

 "Hey baby, do you want some fries with that shake?"

 "Did it hurt?" (girl)"huh?" "when you fell from heaven?"

 
 I heard another cheesy one the other day but cant think of it right now.

[time2shine]

You must wash your pants with Windex, because I can see myself in 'em.

always thought that one was funny... not sure if anyone has ever said that without getting smacked.

[Mikekoz13]

Heard froma girl to a guy:

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[hammerdrill376]

"Girl..judging from the cover..if you were a book...I'd take my time reading every single page."

[warhawk]

is your last name GILETTE because your the best a man can get.

WARHAWK

[Brkeatr]

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

[GASlick]

Guy:  "How are you feeling?"
Girl: "Good."

Guy:  "You think you feel good, wait 'til you feel me!"

[Ghost1988]

"I think ive seen you in the dictionary under DAMN!"

"did you fart because you blew me away"

"your like a student and im a math book. you solve all my problems"

"do you have any raisins? no? how about a date"

 "I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons"

 "Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend"

  "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"

  " Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless"

 "  Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle"

  " What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper"

HAHA im the man wen it comes to pickup lines. although....i usually end up getting slapped lol. j/p im a nice guy. i dont use pickup lines lol.

 

[champ007]

pull out both pockets and walk up to a chick and say
"Would you like to play with the elephants trunk?"

[GASlick]

pull out both pockets and walk up to a chick and say
"Would you like to play with the elephants trunk?"

   LOL  that is funny!

[rodubls]

Let's get some chicken and get busy!

[Ian]

I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Wow, your eyes are like spanners, every time you look at me my nuts tighten

You look like a parking ticket… You’ve got fine written all over you!

[StumpyDave]

"Grab your coat love, you've pulled!"