You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if............. - page 1 -

• You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if............. by hammerdrill376 on 04 Oct, 2008 07:06
• Heres a take off from one of Tylers recent posts and of course inspired by comedian Jeff Foxworthy
  
  You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if_______________(then fill in your idea)
  
  Heres mine "You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if you have your favorite NASCAR drivers number tattoed on your head!!
  
  GOOOOOO 88
• #1 by Robmeister on 04 Oct, 2008 08:24
• You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if you hang out with PigPen or PBurke more than you should
• #2 by Brkeatr on 04 Oct, 2008 10:37
• You might be a Redneck bald guy if you get a picture of a rabbit tattooed on your head so you'll have hare....(hair)         
• #3 by Timmay on 04 Oct, 2008 12:02
• you might be a redneck if you use a belt sander to exfoliate your scalp
• #4 by hammerdrill376 on 04 Oct, 2008 12:14
• Quote from: TimmJ on 04 Oct, 2008 12:02

  you might be a redneck if you use a belt sander to exfoliate your scalp
  

  
  OUCHHHHHHHHHHHH
• #5 by Brkeatr on 04 Oct, 2008 12:26
• Timmay has this thing for orbital and belt sanders lately....         
• #6 by Brkeatr on 04 Oct, 2008 13:14
• You might be a REDNECK SLY BALD Guy if you have to poke holes in your pants pockets in order to rub your fingers through your hair
• #7 by Timmay on 04 Oct, 2008 21:10
• Quote from: Brkeatr on 04 Oct, 2008 13:14

  You might be a REDNECK SLY BALD Guy if you have to poke holes in your pants pockets in order to rub your fingers through your hair
  

  
  You are nasty...
  
• #8 by zzaapp on 04 Oct, 2008 21:48
• You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if.............
      your wife uses Duct Tape to give you a "horseshoe wax"....
• #9 by wpruitt on 04 Oct, 2008 22:46
• You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if this is your favorite thread on the board
• #10 by OzPete on 04 Oct, 2008 22:52
• You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
• #11 by IRONHORSE on 06 Oct, 2008 12:38
• Quote from: TimmJ on 04 Oct, 2008 12:02

  you might be a redneck if you use a belt sander to exfoliate your scalp
  

  
  If you wear a cheesy hat that makes you look like Tommy Chong
• #12 by Brkeatr on 06 Oct, 2008 12:44
• You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if you got
  
  goooooooooo 88 typed on your post.......LOL.....(sorry hammer, couldn't resist )   
• #13 by Timmay on 06 Oct, 2008 12:59
• if you fart in the shower!
• #14 by IRONHORSE on 06 Oct, 2008 13:02
• Quote from: TimmJ on 06 Oct, 2008 12:59

  if you fart in the shower!
  

  Tim! You kill me, bro!!!