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Realization that I had tody...
« on: October 03, 2008, 10:50:00 AM »
When you become a parent it's OK to sniff your child's butt and in fact you have to do it almost once a day.


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Re: Realization that I had tody...
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2008, 10:54:02 AM »
LOL. You're a good father, Tyler.
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Re: Realization that I had tody...
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2008, 11:04:07 AM »
sniff its butt?  why on earth would you have to do that?  I have three kids and I never sniffed their butt...maybe that's what is wrong with them.

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Re: Realization that I had tody...
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2008, 11:23:12 AM »
Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh????????????????????         :o

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Re: Realization that I had tody...
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2008, 11:52:21 AM »
It's never OK for you to do it, that's the wife's job.

Hey, don't shoot the messenger, I'm just relaying the rules.


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Re: Realization that I had tody...
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2008, 11:54:09 AM »
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

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Re: Realization that I had tody...
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2008, 12:32:57 PM »
That's maybe the strangest thing ever posted on this forum. ???

I guess the question is "indirectly" sniffing or "purposely" sniffing. :P

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Re: Realization that I had tody...
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2008, 12:41:35 PM »
I should explain...

There are the occasions when your kid may have gone poo in their diaper, though, if they are bundled up, you don't have line of sight...so the a sniff test is required to tell if you need to go through the hassle or changing them.

Schro, I agree bro, but my wife leaves for work before me and I take our daughter to day care.  So, if she's left already it's my duty.
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Re: Realization that I had tody...
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2008, 12:59:06 PM »
OHHHHH well Tyler...that is totally different.  I was just getting the vision of you laying you child down...raising her legs and putting your nose down there to sniff her poooooo! LOL  I was like OK THIS IS NOT NORMAL.  I know california is a lil different from the norm...but come ON!.  Yes I will have to retract my answer and say yes I have sniffed my childrens DIAPER!  Not bottom..but DIAPER! lol

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Re: Realization that I had tody...
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2008, 01:17:59 PM »
I was starting to worry about you tyler
 
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Re: Realization that I had tody...
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2008, 01:19:01 PM »
Wow, some your took this to a whole new level I never thought of...like I would sniff my child's butt for no other reason than just to sniff it.  That's nasty!
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Re: Realization that I had tody...
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2008, 01:25:48 PM »
Tyler you are correct! I pick my little one up everyday from daycare and once we get home I do the ol sniff check too. I hate to be getting ready to eat and then bam that strong poo odor hits you. Nothing is worse than letting it get smooshed in her diaper. Got to keep my baby girl clean and fresh!!!  So keep on sniffin Tyler!!!!!!
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Re: Realization that I had tody...
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2008, 01:33:09 PM »
When you become a parent it's OK to sniff your child's butt and in fact you have to do it almost once a day.

BUT IS THAT NOT WHAT YOU SAID TYLER!?????????  it was ok to SNIFF YOUR CHILDS BUTT?  You didnt say diaper. 

YOU ALL , I THINK TYLER IS GETTING OLD IN HIS AGE AND HE IS SLIPPIN'

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Re: Realization that I had tody...
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2008, 01:44:58 PM »
I knew what you meant Tyler!  Just giving u static.

My wife ran a home daycare for several years, I've done the sniff test plenty!

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Re: Realization that I had tody...
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2008, 02:07:41 PM »
This give "Brown - Nosing" a whole new meaning
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