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Re: Root Beer...........
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2008, 10:23:27 PM »
I feel like i need a BEER right now

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Re: Root Beer...........
« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2008, 10:42:44 PM »
So I'm reading this with a BEER in my hand and BEER NUTS in the bowl beside me wondering if you could just rename the ROOT BEER to Sarsaparilla, would it then be acceptable? Does this mean that kids shouldn't eat at an A&W for fear that they may become ROOT BEER AHOLICS? Unfortunately we spend so much time and effort protecting ourselves from, well ourselves. Geez, maybe the word ROOT BEER should be outlawed? :*))  In the meantime, I'll sit here and drink my BEER!
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Re: Root Beer...........
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2008, 12:27:13 AM »
The last 2 posts bring to mind a take on an old classic (Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-te-do) by Axel the Sot ( A renaissance faire performer.)

Do - The stuff that buys my beer
Re - The guy who pours my beer (Thanks, Ray!)
Mi - The guy who drinks my beer
Fa - A long way to the john
So - I'll have another beer
La - I'll have another beer
Te - No thanks, I'll have a beer
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Re: Root Beer...........
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2008, 04:41:37 AM »
So I'm reading this with a BEER in my hand and BEER NUTS in the bowl beside me wondering if you could just rename the ROOT BEER to Sarsaparilla, would it then be acceptable? Does this mean that kids shouldn't eat at an A&W for fear that they may become ROOT BEER AHOLICS? Unfortunately we spend so much time and effort protecting ourselves from, well ourselves. Geez, maybe the word ROOT BEER should be outlawed? :*))  In the meantime, I'll sit here and drink my BEER!


Well this is right along the lines of what I told my son. For the next party I'm going to get one of those large bottles of root beer and cover the label with my own label that says........... "Sarsaparilla - Approved by Schools Everywhere"

What a bunch of dumb asses.......
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Re: Root Beer...........
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2008, 06:31:27 AM »
next thing you will know...they wont be able to take anything with vanilla in it....because of the alcohol content.....


not to mention...mouthwash or anything like that.  I think I am gonna go make me a saraparilla float....
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Re: Root Beer...........
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2008, 07:27:19 AM »
I feel like i need a BEER right now

Timmay, with that new avatar you looked like you've had one too many already.... :D

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Re: Root Beer...........
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2008, 07:30:40 AM »
I feel like i need a BEER right now

Timmay, with that new avatar you looked like you've had one too many already.... :D


Yeah Tim.... you need a little tattered cardboorad sign that says "Will work for food"............
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Re: Root Beer...........
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2008, 07:45:43 AM »
but my clothes look too clean...

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Re: Root Beer...........
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2008, 12:44:13 PM »
but my clothes look too clean...

You look like Chong.
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Re: Root Beer...........
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2008, 12:46:38 PM »
but my clothes look too clean...

You look like Chong.

Timmay Chong! That works! :*))

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Re: Root Beer...........
« Reply #25 on: October 03, 2008, 12:54:59 PM »
im tellin my mom

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Re: Root Beer...........
« Reply #26 on: October 03, 2008, 06:27:38 PM »
You know the IBC rootbeers that come in glass bottles that look like beer bottles?  Well they also make creme soda and a cherry something rather.  However, they all come in bottles that look like a beer bottle.  You could donate bottles of that creme soda if you feel like being a rebel.

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Re: Root Beer...........
« Reply #27 on: October 03, 2008, 07:36:40 PM »
Well you all...just checking in after the high school football game.  Yes we won...so I am going out for a drink or ten

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Re: Root Beer...........
« Reply #28 on: October 06, 2008, 10:09:07 PM »
When I was young, my dad would take us all out for a root beer at the A&W drive-in each time my grandpa, the barber, gave us all our very frequent haircuts.  Little did I know that they were really corrupting me, and now many years later, I love real beer.  I may have to go into therapy now... how could they take advantage of me like that [sarcasm].  It's amazing that kids today can learn anything these days with such pinheads running our school systems.  And now they want to expand into mandatory early childhood education.  Yikes!   g@@4
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Re: Root Beer...........
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2008, 12:25:27 PM »
we used to be able to get root beer over here in McDonalds but not any more......i loved it with a 1/4 ponder with cheese...mmmmm
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