« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2   Go Down

Author Topic: Country Song Titles  (Read 5728 times)

Offline herronm

  • Go Cowboys!!!
  • Team Sly
  • Sly Bureau
  • ******
  • Posts: 1240
  • It is better to be a has-been than a never-was.
Country Song Titles
« on: October 02, 2008, 03:14:41 PM »
The Best and Worst Country and Western Song Titles

* I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
* I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
* Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
* Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
* How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
* I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
* I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
* Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
* I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
* I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
* I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
* I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
* I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You
* If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
* If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
* I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
* Please Bypass this Heart
* She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger
* I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
* She Got the Goldmine and I Got the Shaft
* You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped that Sucker Flat
* If The Phone Don't Ring, You Know It's Me
* Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You
* Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
* How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've
   Been A Liar All My Life?
* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
* I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck
* If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
* My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
* Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
* They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
* Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart,
* You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
* If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
* You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
* If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
Logged


<a href="http://www.imagechef.com/" target="_blank"> [img width= height= alt=ImageChef.com - Custom comment codes for MySpace, Hi5, Friendster and more]http://cdnll.users1.imagechef.com/ic/stored/users_104/522427/sampb33dac96f67b530e.jpg[/img] [/url]<img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" border=0 w

Offline tomgallagher

  • Ad Free VIP
  • Sly Nobility
  • *****
  • Posts: 5497
  • Country: us
Re: Country Song Titles
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2008, 04:21:29 PM »
Drop kick me Jesus thru the goalposts of life.
Logged

Offline hammerdrill376

  • Get your SLY on
  • Sly Bureau
  • *****
  • Posts: 1147
    • Welcome to our little part on the web
Re: Country Song Titles
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2008, 04:57:52 PM »
" I'm the only Hell my mama ever raised" Johnny Paycheck

"P...Y Whipped again" David Allen Coe

"She Got the Gold Mine..I got the Shaft" Jerry Reed

"Dear Penis" Rodney Carrington

"Mamma She's Lazy" Unknown

"She's Fat..I'm Drunk....It's ON!!" Unknown

"I'd love to knock the hell out of you" Hank Williams Jr.

"I'm tryin' to drink her skinny but she's still about 218" Toby Keith

"Four scores and seven beers ago I told her I'd be home" Unknown

"I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home" Unknown

And ...part of the words to a country song I'm thinkin of writting

"If hair on my head looks so damn good ...why do you keep shavin your patch!!"

Logged
Our country demands all our strength, all our energies. To resist the powerful combination now forming against us will require every man at his place. If victorious we will have everything to hope for in the future. If defeated, nothing will be left for us to live for.

Gen. Robert E. Lee C.S.A

Offline Timmay

  • Team Sly
  • Sly Nobility
  • ******
  • Posts: 8829
Re: Country Song Titles
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2008, 06:21:43 PM »
She Thinks My tractors sexy......
Logged

buuckkweet

  • Guest
Re: Country Song Titles
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2008, 07:14:44 PM »
My cow died last night, but that's ok, because I still got the billy goat.
Logged

Offline wpruitt

  • Sly Moderator
  • Sly Nobility
  • *****
  • Posts: 5102
  • Sly!!
Re: Country Song Titles
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2008, 07:34:38 PM »
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
Logged
"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat." - Theodore Roosevelt

GASlick

  • Guest
Re: Country Song Titles
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2008, 10:01:34 PM »
Suddenly I'm glad I don't listen to Country music! ;D
Logged

Offline Ghost1988

  • Ultimate Sly Guy
  • *****
  • Posts: 837
Re: Country Song Titles
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2008, 10:12:46 PM »
im more of a rap guy so i dont listen to much country but one country song i heard was "All my exes live in Texas" lol. i dunno who its by tho.
Logged

Offline Tyler

  • The Count of Sly
  • Administrator
  • Sly Nobility
  • *****
  • Posts: 13409
  • Country: us
    • SILIST - Smitty's Information List
Re: Country Song Titles
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2008, 10:13:50 PM »
Quote from: GASlick on October 02, 2008, 10:01:34 PM
Suddenly I'm glad I don't listen to Country music! ;D

 :-X  Don't say that too loud down there in Georgia
Logged
People are not limited by the circumstance that they are born in. They are limited by the size of their dreams. Show them that their dreams can have no limits and in turn their accomplishments can be limitless.

Offline wpruitt

  • Sly Moderator
  • Sly Nobility
  • *****
  • Posts: 5102
  • Sly!!
Re: Country Song Titles
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2008, 10:15:15 PM »
Quote from: Tyler on October 02, 2008, 10:13:50 PM
Quote from: GASlick on October 02, 2008, 10:01:34 PM
Suddenly I'm glad I don't listen to Country music! ;D

 :-X  Don't say that too loud down there in Georgia
You've never heard of Southern Rock ... Allman Brothers, Lynrd Skynrd ?????
Logged
"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat." - Theodore Roosevelt

Offline hammerdrill376

  • Get your SLY on
  • Sly Bureau
  • *****
  • Posts: 1147
    • Welcome to our little part on the web
Re: Country Song Titles
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2008, 03:38:20 AM »
Quote from: Ghost1988 on October 02, 2008, 10:12:46 PM
im more of a rap guy so i dont listen to much country but one country song i heard was "All my exes live in Texas" lol. i dunno who its by tho.

That would be by legendary country singer George Strait
Logged
Our country demands all our strength, all our energies. To resist the powerful combination now forming against us will require every man at his place. If victorious we will have everything to hope for in the future. If defeated, nothing will be left for us to live for.

Gen. Robert E. Lee C.S.A

Offline zzaapp

  • Sly
  • ***
  • Posts: 227
Re: Country Song Titles
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2008, 02:39:48 PM »
One of my personal favorites is:
"Let's Do Something Cheap and Superficial" by none other than Burt Reynolds.  I have it on '45, and its one of the few reasons I still have a turntable.

How about Loudon Wainright III's "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road"

Don Bowman did some country parodies many years ago.  He was kinda like the country version of Weird Al.  He did "Freddie Four Toes", a song about a guy and his new lawn mower,  "Little Diesel Drivin' Devil" and "Fifteen Beers Ago", a take off on "Fifteen Years Ago".

And who can ever forget Archie Campbell and whoever was the guest on HEE HAW that particular week, doing the latest verse of "PFFFFFT You Were Gone"?
Logged

Offline rodubls

  • Sly Jr.
  • **
  • Posts: 74
Re: Country Song Titles
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2008, 10:35:31 PM »
I love country music, but I will note that there is a lot of not so classy stuff out there. Stick with George, Garth, and Clay and you're good.
Logged
Buck:

"I'm on the gravy train with biscuit wheels!"

"I like to hump, I like to eat, and I don't like to drive."

Offline Alexander215

  • Sly Bureau
  • *****
  • Posts: 1477
Re: Country Song Titles
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2008, 01:11:05 PM »
"Mama don't let your sons grow up to be professional wrestlers"
Logged

Offline Brkeatr

  • Sly Bureau
  • *****
  • Posts: 2110
Re: Country Song Titles
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2008, 01:24:03 PM »
Quote from: zzaapp on October 03, 2008, 02:39:48 PM


And who can ever forget Archie Campbell and whoever was the guest on HEE HAW that particular week, doing the latest verse of "PFFFFFT You Were Gone"?


Yeah, I thought that Archie was funny.....that was a good show and I miss it.....
Logged
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
« previous next »
 



Enter your email address: