Author Topic: Real Newspaper Ad's  (Read 1770 times)

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Real Newspaper Ad's
« on: January 26, 2007, 11:17:06 AM »
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old  Hateful little dog.  Bites.



FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel,  1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.



FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound..



FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
Better be a reward.



COWS, CALVES:  NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.



NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used,  call Chubby.

 

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown -  89 cents lb.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE ...
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.


AND THE BEST ONE :

FOR SALE BY OWNER:

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer
No longer needed,  got married last month.
Wife knows everything.



Offline PBurke

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Re: Real Newspaper Ad's
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2007, 03:22:21 PM »
FOR SALE BY OWNER:

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer
No longer needed,  got married last month.
Wife knows everything

already married. don't need this one. B33r


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Re: Real Newspaper Ad's
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2007, 03:45:08 PM »
For Sale:

Used parachute, never opened worn once, small stain
In a bacon and eggs breakfast, the chicken is involved, but the pig is committed. BE THE PIG!!!




 



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