I'm sincerely hoping that this won't violate anything and get me in trouble, but a sly brother told me this years ago, and it's quite funny (and TRUE!!) if you keep your mind out of the gutter.... He said :
"The more hair I lose, the more head I get."
LOL
A comedian i watched the other day said something similar. He doesn't like to consider it hairloss, but more of a "Face gain"
that is a good come back to anyone who is bugging you about balding!
Ha! I'll remember that one
You think I should start shaving?? lol