A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop.
Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to
the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the
sales clerk: 'Dddoo youu hhhave ddiilldos?'
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: 'Yes we do have dildos.
Actually we carry many different models.'
The old woman then asks: 'Dddddoo yyyouu ccaarry a pppinkk onne, tttenn inchessss llong aaand aabbout twoo inchess ththiick... aaand rruns by bbaatteries?
The clerk responds, 'Yes we do'
She asks: ' Dddoo yyoooouu kknnoooww hhhow ttoo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?'
Champ!!! Next time I'm down in your area we have to hang out for a day just so I can remember what it feels like to be "dirty" all the time!!